Okay so here is a little background info. (I'm posting this for my SO who doesn't have an account but who loves shitlording).Anyway my SO is in a class(at a big university in North TX) and they were put in a groups. My SO's group consisted of 2 fats, a human and himself. From the beginning the 2 fats gave my SO problems. One of them we'll call Mayodumpser(MD) and the other Butterbeast(BB). I should add that my SO is not only a shitlord but a major control freak(he has a 4.0 GPA) so when they were put in to groups my SO took charge to INSURE he would get the best grade in class. MD from the beginning didn't like my SO telling her what to do(she was probably a real wymyn who don't need no man ROFL) and would flat out refuse to listen to ANYTHING my SO would suggest. I told my SO to show his professor how disrespectful and annoying this fat cunt was but the professor said it was too late and my SO could not do the project on this own. Whatever after some discussing(not really discussing just imagine a shitlord talking to a garbage bin and that's how the conversation with MD went) MD and my SO agreed to be cordial and just agree on neutral topics they could both agree on. Now problem number 2 BB. Now although BB was not as much of a problem in the beginning as MD she started showing her true colors as the semester went by. Every time my SO and the rest of the group agreed on working on the project on a certain date BB always seemed to make an excuse. At first it was too busy then it was she wasn't feeling well etc. The biggest issue here is that every one had to participate in order to get a grade. They were evaluated on their project as a group then individually(participation). As the excuses grew my SO's patience shrunk. Every single time they'd make plans this stupid fat fuck would come up with an excuse so I told my SO to start documenting it and sending it to the professor. Well my SO had been doing this and he started showing it to the professor and each time he'd send BB a copy of what he's say which would only make this pig angrier. Recently they had a HUGE project that was due(its finals week) and my SO was freaking out because this ham could potentially hurt his grade with its excuses. She had texted my SO's group some sob story that its hamma's (like gradma) husband had fallen unconscious and it couldn't work on their final project since it was busy helping its hamma and blah blah blah bullshit. My SO immediately went into meltdown mode and called this fat fuck out and said she was probably lying and making shit up so they group would pick up its slack especially sine this was their final project and the most important one of all. The ham immediately REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd and said my SO was a jerk(which he isn't) and that he was heartless and cruel(LOL)to which the whole group ganged up against my SO and made him look like the bad guy. Then BB proceeds to cry buttery tears and leaves the group text for good. Here is a cut of their conversation the group had after since my SO decided to show the professor what BB had done:
SO:
I don't believe in handouts
MD:
We all know this because instead of attempting to work with us, you kept pitching your racial profiling program AKA (MY SO'S NON PROFIT)
(WHICH I SHOULD MENTION MY SO IS NOT ONLY MIXED BUT IM ALSO HISPANIC AND HE'S ALSO HELPED PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RACES SO THIS CUNT IS NOT ONLY STUPID BUT ALSO RETARDED).****
Have you considered that a lot of us have been very unmotivated to contribute because of you?(R-O-F-L NOW ITS MY SO's FAULT THEY AREN'T DOING SHIT)
MD then also leaves group.
Long story short the ham said it wouldn't be in school and it couldn't help any longer but today when my SO was in class guess who he saw waddling around campus. Butter beast. My SO being the genius he is took a video and is planning on showing it to the professor himself to insure this lying ham gets the punishment it deserves. I will be posting an update to what happens in the next couple of days with an either the video of the lying lazy ham waddling around and or the conversations my SO had with them.
EDIT: LINK TO CONVO
https://sli.mg/a/wBrRQw
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Please post updates!
Also, his professor sucks. When I was in school, if a student wasn't pulling their weight in a group project, the rest of the group could complain and get that person kicked out.
[–] Demons 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago (edited ago)
If the professor doesn't do anything I would schedule a talk with the department head, with all the evidence you've gathered on the lying ham to show how it isn't that the SO is unwilling to work with a group, but that the ham is trying to shirk her duty, and that he tried to seek help from the professor but found none.
Maybe the SO can even offer to work alone/start over alone, and let the remaining 3 finish what is left. Give the professor additional options for how to handle the situation that the SO is willing to take. Worst case scenario is that the professor simply has a word with the ham and the ham continues to do nothing, then he is back at square one. Best to nip that in the bud by offering to break off from the group to do his own project, or maybe even he and the normal human agree to split into a group of two/two instead, so at least there is still that "group" aspect to the project.
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
He tired switching several times but the professor kept denying it. He didn;t escalate it since his grades are actually really good in the class and he figured he would show the professor the proof and if the professor hurt the grade then he'd escalate it to the people higher up. I also posted a link to the album in the comments
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yeah it kind of fucking pissed me off. My SO works extremely hard to do well in school to the point where he sacrifices his personal life just so some stupid fucking fat cunt and piss all over his hard work.
[–] BlackBetty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What class is this?
[–] SUPREME_SHITLORD [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I posted the link to the album of the convo!!
[–] Gonesugartitsup 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Since the Texas Board of Regents decided that professors are now responsible for teaching shit to college aged adults such as personal responsibility and social responsibility (Really?? If you haven't learned it is not socially responsible to go down to the local Walmart and shoot as many people as you can because you can't get laid, then how in fuck am I supposed to teach you??), we are forced to do the dreaded group project. After the project is turned in, I send out a peer group critique form that everyone in the group must fill out and return (or get points docked from his or her grade). It's anonymous, so obviously all students in the group must 'grade' themselves. If one student gets consistently low marks from his or her peers, I take points off of the slacker's paper-- NOT the group paper. I can't tell you how many fat fucks get points deducted for being fat fucks. Group projects suck. I can't really can't think of any other way to make it fair to those who give a fuck about their grades. Fuck common core.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've actually had pretty decent experiences with group projects. Most of the people I worked with were either human sized or only a little chubby. I even had two very busy student athletes in one group, and they would very rarely have to miss group meetings (and, surprise surprise, would always make up for the time they missed on their own).
I had one really fat person in a group who did nothing. The rest of us ended up speaking with the professor halfway through the semester and got him kicked out of the group.
I feel really bad for people forced to work with lazy fatties. But at least we get great FPH stories from it.