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[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/rEHyJr.png What a bizarre outfit. I can kind of see what look it was going for - I'm assuming hipster Charlie Chaplin - (I am truly stumped by its gender, by the way), but everything is so grotesquely misshapen, stretched out, and sagging, it's just hilariously sad.
https://i.sli.mg/O6vvtu.png WTFFFFFFF What is with the variegated colors of its thigh area? I've only ever observed these on cadavers left for about 12 hours as the blood starts to drain down from gravity
https://i.sli.mg/pWwZ0H.png She looks deranged
https://i.sli.mg/cSi9rL.png Goddamn, he's HUGE!!!! There's so much liquified fat in his chin, it actually sags to one side when he tips his head! Truly horrifying
https://i.sli.mg/hbRUP1.png Check out the glob of inner thigh fat hanging out from the shorts' opening
https://i.sli.mg/3e3Spd.png He's fairly muscular for someone 9 months pregnant with twins, I'll give him that
https://i.sli.mg/PUreyG.png LOL the two on the sides are wearing the same dress, just different color. I find that hilarious.
https://i.sli.mg/0ijSDl.png Of course you're a restless sleeper, that's what happens when you get so fat that you get sleep apnea, so you literally spend all night DYING
https://i.sli.mg/i2j1SD.png Oh for fuck's sake
https://i.sli.mg/8zxzIw.png Oh my GODDDDD, I laughed so hard at that caption
https://i.sli.mg/HKtJBS.png Even their most grotesque portrayals of themselves are inaccurate, because even that mayo barge has a thigh gap somehow
That was a pretty epic album. The visual assault was sublime.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks. You have such an eye for detail. I clicked on all of your links where you pointed something out and shuddered anew.