Posted by: Achtung_Shitlord
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[–] Aids_Of_Space 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
More like Sailor Mars Bar
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
More like too many Mars bars.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Yes, sometimes I stumble down a rabbit hole and find good, infuriating male body positivity posts. Most of the stuff fat guys post on tumblr is fetish stuff and pics for hooking up.
[–] klongtoey 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
yeah this was like reading a medical textbook over breakfast. london early risers ftw.
[–] Gogo_Magoo 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Awwwww, why no dog? I'm sorry. Are you allergic? :(
[–] temp413 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm guessing there's another reason like living situation, because you can get hypoallergenic dogs. Neither of my dogs shed (but my cat sheds enough for all three of them!).
[–] Wienerfarts 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
Wait, hold on. I'm going to save these to look at while I'm shitting. I'll get back to you when I'm done.
Edit: 10/10 would shit to again. I only needed half the album; as a bonus I threw up too! Thanks OP, you really saved the day.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha, thanks.. but there's always eyebleach at the end if you can't make it all the way through.
[–] tisi 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
When eating food is literally the only thing they're good at.
Can't walk/run/jog/swim/bike/hike/navigate the stairs/fit in a chair/eat "only" 3 meals a day.
At 22 their life is half over and all they have left to look forward to is stuffing their face and blogging for the next 20 years.
[–] MahLardy 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Probably 10 years at the most - look at Simply Sara, she's not even 30 and all of us are baffled by how she is still alive
[–] The_Jade_Rabbit 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Wait what? Simply Sara is in its 20's/30's! I thought for sure it was somebody's mom. It looks to be in its 50's at a minimum!
[–] temp413 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's so sad. How can you let yourself get to the point of being out of breath just making cereal bars before you turn 30? How can you throw your life away like that?
[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I'm only here to upvote the eyebleach. Dogs are better than 90% of humans..and 100000000% better than fatfucks.
ACD's are my favorite breed btw
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
But... but.. you didn't like my album?
[–] the_ayatollah_of_rnr 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
One of the many things I'll never understand about fat people: how are they able to take/post so many pictures of themselves?
You would think at some point they'd realize: holy fuck..I'm fucking fat and I look like shit..but nope..they post seemingly more pictures than normal sized people.
[–] Dalektable 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I forgot it the second I saw the first dog. Selective memory ftw
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Kristof, is that you?
(Reindeers are better than people...Sven, don't you think I'm right?)
[–] MahLardy 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
https://i.sli.mg/rEHyJr.png What a bizarre outfit. I can kind of see what look it was going for - I'm assuming hipster Charlie Chaplin - (I am truly stumped by its gender, by the way), but everything is so grotesquely misshapen, stretched out, and sagging, it's just hilariously sad.
https://i.sli.mg/O6vvtu.png WTFFFFFFF What is with the variegated colors of its thigh area? I've only ever observed these on cadavers left for about 12 hours as the blood starts to drain down from gravity
https://i.sli.mg/pWwZ0H.png She looks deranged
https://i.sli.mg/cSi9rL.png Goddamn, he's HUGE!!!! There's so much liquified fat in his chin, it actually sags to one side when he tips his head! Truly horrifying
https://i.sli.mg/hbRUP1.png Check out the glob of inner thigh fat hanging out from the shorts' opening
https://i.sli.mg/3e3Spd.png He's fairly muscular for someone 9 months pregnant with twins, I'll give him that
https://i.sli.mg/PUreyG.png LOL the two on the sides are wearing the same dress, just different color. I find that hilarious.
https://i.sli.mg/0ijSDl.png Of course you're a restless sleeper, that's what happens when you get so fat that you get sleep apnea, so you literally spend all night DYING
https://i.sli.mg/i2j1SD.png Oh for fuck's sake
https://i.sli.mg/8zxzIw.png Oh my GODDDDD, I laughed so hard at that caption
https://i.sli.mg/HKtJBS.png Even their most grotesque portrayals of themselves are inaccurate, because even that mayo barge has a thigh gap somehow
That was a pretty epic album. The visual assault was sublime.
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Thanks. You have such an eye for detail. I clicked on all of your links where you pointed something out and shuddered anew.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Gah, between my back and getting a bloody monster cold, I've been away. I'm actually still sick but who cares, fat grotesquery awaits!
.....y'know, it's amazing that tumblr can still get me. After all this time, it can still goddamn get me. That one male fat, the one who looks to be six hundred pounds of bloated, dead body in shorts. That thing is probably the most horrible fat I've seen in a good long while. How they can eat themselves to that and not immediately want to kill themselves is just baffling.
at least dogs are cute. my aunt's got a blue heeler. that dog's so sweet and so wonderful. <3
[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Always with the "skinny people and their gross food". But one day fatties will get their way and orthorexia nervosa will finally be on the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders along with whatever term they'll coin for exercise. Hell maybe even meal preppers. Then everything that hurts their feelings can be finally legitimately stigmatized.
Prepare to live on the fringes of society.