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[–] retardedchicken5a 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Most obeasts I see have a perpetually angry/tumblr expression on their faces, and absolutely zero manners or decorum.

I ran into an obeast today at the grocery store, where, as I was standing in an aisle going about my business, I suddenly found a swollen, plump beetus hand in my face. Fucking lardguzzler didn't even have the courtesy to be polite and ask that I move; it just hungrily grabbed its buttery beetus snack as though it hadn't eaten in days (in actuality, probably just minutes). I thought I was going to get bitch-smacked by the Pillsbury thing.

This is nowhere near as bad as OP's obeast, but what is it with these fucking hams and their complete lack of decency?!