Lurker since before the Fattit outcry, first time poster and in great need of venting
Context:
My sister's sister in law, Hamona, is the obeast-est person I know. Full of fatlogic. Menopause at 30, has chronic pain in every joint, breathing problems and its skin has dark patches that I think are a prelude to beetus. It gave up on doctors (it's probably mutual). It has a daughter, 17yo, also obese, that has gone full FA and keeps posting pictures telling the world how 'fucking beautiful' she is and all that crap. Hamona also thinks I'm bulimic because I eat lots of 'bad' food on family gatherings and remain a slim shitlady. The concept of "once in a while" is lost to it.
Rant:
I really don't care much about this cemetery of ravioli, I see it only a few times a year, on birthdays and such, and hardly talk to it in these occasions. But today it behaved as the most disgusting, uncontrollable greedy addict and I really need to vent.
Today, my family got together for the birthday of one of my nieces. Hamona was there because it's the girls' aunt. Being an afternoon party there were only pastries, cake, cupcakes and the like. My eldest niece has Crohn's disease and, I don't know why or how that works, but she can't eat sugary things, so my mother got out and bought a pack of half a dozen ham-and-cheese mini-sandwiches for her.
When my mother set the open package on the table, in front of my niece, this beast reached out across the table, took one and swallowed almost without chewing. I explained the situation and said that my niece couldn't eat anything else, because of her condition. Hamona just said 'oh' and didn't even apologise. It knew why the mini-sandwiches were there, I didn't need to explain. I just did it hoping to shame her because... it was fucking shameful behaviour!!!
Ten minutes later IT TAKES ANOTHER ONE! I took the package, put it on my niece's lap and told her to keep it there. I looked right in the eyes of Hamona and said, with a badly repressed anger, "This food is not for you". The answer? "Oh, yeah, I forgot".
No you didn't. You didn't forget, you damned lard Gollum, you cannot hold yourself. You are so sick and doomed that even while gorging on cake and pastries you can't hold yourself from stealing the only food this child is able to eat without getting ill. I didn't say any of this, but I spent the rest of the afternoon making comments about how great not being fat is and how I would rather kill myself than become overweight.
I would like to think that Hamona got the message, but beasts like her are hopeless.
TL:DR: Femayo steals my niece's food twice because lack of self control and greed.
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[–] SUPA_FUPA 1 point 25 points 26 points (+26|-1) ago
Oh god that FUPA...
[–] Demons 1 point 13 points 14 points (+14|-1) ago
Before, I would've assumed she just had really fat thighs...thanks to FPH, I now know that there are several hanging stomachs lurking beneath. Yes, oh god that fupa....
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Same here. Pre-fph me used to wonder, particularly for obeast dudes, how their pubic regions could be so tightly pressed against their pants without any sign of a penis. I wondered on many occasion what was going on under the clothes, but didn't really want to know.
It never occurred to me that stomachs could hang low enough to get packed between the legs as a surrogate groin.
[–] NoFatPinUps [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Same. Also, that's the only fupa I've ever seen in real life
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I feel so alone when people posts pics of deathfats like this and others act shocked, because I see bodies like this and worse multiple times daily.
[–] cheesewh0re 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Same. Nearly half the people I work with have fupas that probably weigh as much as I do. What a blessing it would be to live in a place where fupa sightings are a rarity.
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I would've kicked her ass out after the second time she stole food, and called the cops if she protested. Who does that to a child?!
[–] NoFatPinUps [S] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Unfortunately, I have a doormat personality. I'm working on it but I'm still very passive. The best I could do was to put the box out of reach and throw several fatshaming comments.
And the speed... The speed at which it moved to grab the sandwich. Like a fat Bilbo moving to take the ring. Such a miserable, infuriating creature.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
A doormat personality? Are you so fucking passive that you won't stand up for a child whose only source of lunch is being willfully and maliciously stolen out of her mouth?! That's beyond doormat.
If you allow her to steal food from a child with minimal consequence, she knows she can do whatever she wants to you. Grow a spine and ban her from your house and any family events you're in charge of. If she shows up, tell her she has thirty seconds to leave before you call the cops. Extreme? Maybe, but have some self respect and a care for those who can't stand up for themselves like your niece and show the lard you won't be bullied any longer! The time for being nice has passed.
[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Sugar can lead to increase in inflammation of the bowel, which is why it's bad for crohns disease. Also omg fuck that hambeast.
[–] drink_some_water 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Poor girl, what a terrible thing to have to deal with. Can you imagine having a relative like that?
The Crohns disease is probably a nightmare as well.
[–] Demons 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Ham has no manners. Take take take. If it were a proper human, it would first ask her niece if she could have one. That's how you teach children manners, by leading by example. If this ham has kids of her own i bet they'd all grow into bratty selfish pigs, just like their mother.
[–] retardedchicken5a 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Most obeasts I see have a perpetually angry/tumblr expression on their faces, and absolutely zero manners or decorum.
I ran into an obeast today at the grocery store, where, as I was standing in an aisle going about my business, I suddenly found a swollen, plump beetus hand in my face. Fucking lardguzzler didn't even have the courtesy to be polite and ask that I move; it just hungrily grabbed its buttery beetus snack as though it hadn't eaten in days (in actuality, probably just minutes). I thought I was going to get bitch-smacked by the Pillsbury thing.
This is nowhere near as bad as OP's obeast, but what is it with these fucking hams and their complete lack of decency?!
[–] EgotisticalGiraffe 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I guess I forgot this happened to fat people. It's like nature is telling them they fucked up and lost their baby making privileges.
[–] Foundafatty ago
How is that even possible?
[–] momdadibrokethevase ago
I never knew this. If hams have early menopause, then they're less fertile obviously. Means they'll hopefully bring fewer kids into this world that they will screw up.
[–] Severus-Snape 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
As someone with Celiac disease (not Crohn's, but I have similar reactions when I eat the wrong thing), this infuriates me. Typical hams, having a complete disregard for the needs of others.
[–] momdadibrokethevase 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I know a ham who is being tested for digestive issues, one of which is Celiac. She's been suffering a lot, so I said encouragingly "that'd be great if it was Celiac! It's easily fixable." Right? You'd think. It barked at me, "NO! I won't give up my gluten!"
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
*gluttony
[–] Severus-Snape 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Lol do they realise that if they do have celiac disease and they continue eating gluten, it could potentially kill them? Before I was diagnosed, I was in so much pain that I went into shock and was seeing white. I thought that was it for me. Hams are so stupid.