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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

His mouth says he loves me no matter what I look like, but his erection says otherwise.

Why is she equating sexual attraction to love? What an idiot.

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[–] PuzzlePirate 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

THE BONER NEVER LIES!

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The other day, I was getting simultaneous hand massages from my wife and her... uh... similar-looking sister. Boy, lemme tell ya... it appears my dingus has some 'splainin' to do.

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[–] Amalek_uber_alles 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

For many people the idea of having sex with someone is the act of expressing love, more commonly known as "making love". It's not difficult to see why people are confused in our culture and conflate the two.