Posted by: TunaAndCucumbers
Posting time: 4.7 years ago on
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Hah, you can't make this shit up; top comment is removed due to body shaming. Not being ashamed of her body is what's causing the issue in the first place. The best solution is not even discussed because it might hurt fee fees.
[–] letthemeatcake 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is one of the grossest things I've ever read.
Just think, she's so fat that he can't reach her lady bits. She's so fat that it hurts for him to move her lard folds out of the way. With these details in mind, how the fuck can she properly clean it? There isn't even a "rag on a stick" solution here. Just imagine the smell.
LOL and he still wants to lick it. Proof that fats will put anything in their mouth!
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
Vomit.
I have a solution. He should stop trying to fuck pigs, and she should stop being a fat pig. Why anybody would want to be that close to someone's yeast and bacteria laden fat folds is disgusting - and beyond me.
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
What's that meme the fats love, "Unless I'm sitting on your face, my weight is not your concern", or something like that. There's the answer, she should sit on his face! Maybe he'll smother in the rolls of lard.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Thanks for that. Looks like I'm skipping lunch today.
[–] temp413 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Too fat to be eaten out and that's not a wake up call. What is?
[–] NoItsThatGuyAgain 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
This is not a wake up call. This is the you-overslept-so-hard-we-fired-you call.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers [S] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
"Too Fat to be Eaten Out" sounds like a pornogrind album title.
[–] stamfordchiu 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Stop trying to eat fat pussy. Seriously - you are going above and fucking beyond to try to pleasure someone who doesnt deserve it. If she wants her pussy eaten, she needs to make it easier. She needs to lose some fucking weight.
[–] Loreki 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I thought cow tongues were huge, very mobile and almost prehensile, I'm surprised this would represent a problem.
[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You're thinking of a giraffe tongue?
[–] christ93 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Duct tape?
[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It's supposed to be "if you can't duct it, fuck it" Not "gotta duct it to fuck it"
They ruin everything