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[–] FirstLine 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

"Touch my belly. I'm not even full. I can prolly fit 15 more burgers in there."

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[–] Hargrave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That seems sort of unrealistic.

She would obviously get a diet soda too.

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[–] deuxabuse 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

It's got to be at least 15 Curics!

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[–] Zen-Zinxe 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I_got_that_refrence.gif

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I watched that episode a few days ago!

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[–] Wienerfarts 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago  (edited ago)

"Ma there's some turds in there!" "Yep, I can feel 'em. I'd say about 20 turds or so, just sloppin' around in ya. Yer full of shit Mary Jo and I'm proud of ya."

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[–] capricious 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm screaming. Thank you so much for this humor

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[–] byebyethrow001 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

"When are you expecting?"

"What?"

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

30 minutes or the pizza is free...

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Baby

The other, other white meat...

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[–] Guillemet 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

"We're expecting a beetus!"

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

A beetus fetus!

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[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

More like Beetus fetus deletus amirite!?

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[–] FupaFister 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

There were 3 hams right before this picture was taken.

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[–] TruncalAdiposity 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I can feel your colonic polyp is unusually well fed...

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