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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He's practically anorexic by today's standards. Today's hams are pushing well beyond the physical limits of the human frame. Some of those death fats have essentially reverted back to massive single called organisms, doing nothing but laying in bed and being fed all day.

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[–] The-Nard-Dog 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My dad used to have an old old Cadillac. He would spend a lot of time, money, and effort on trying to get it to run, but it just sat there in the garage. No matter how much money he put into it, how many hours of tinkering, the damn thing was never thankful enough to even turn over. Just a big pile of parts selfishly taking up space, giving nothing back, and receiving everything it ever seemed like it needed. Damn thing would've rusted to bits if not for his care, and in thank he received an immobile pit of consumption.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Their behavior hasn't changed, but they've gotten a lot bigger than they were back in '54 according to my grandpa. Given how much calorie burn existed back then from labor extensive work, hams were rare as the amount of calories one would need to be a ham were astronomical..

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[–] Artie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I agree with you, however there are fat people at 600+ pounds who are eating around 10,000 and being completely sedentary. People could have eaten that much back in the day but it would have been completely socially unacceptable. Nowadays you can't even pass an opinion on these fat fucks without some shouting how "you should care about their feelings. They feel worse when you put them down and they eat more and gain more weight because of YOU."

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[–] culofiesta [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They didn't have CPAP machines back then. None of the fat fucks 350+ alive today would have made it that far

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[–] Lilina 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They wouldn't have survived to 600 pounds to be honest.

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

In the past people didn't eat out a lot, so the chances of hiding food intake from someone you're living with were a lot less. Everyone knew if you ate that entire pie. Nowadays fats just swing by McD's on the way to and from work, get candy at work, etc.

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[–] runputer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Many modern Hams don't even have the dignity to hide their eating during the day. Now they cram food down their greedy maw in public and they complain that its not their fault that they are fat.

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[–] TruncalAdiposity 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

At least he had a modicum of self-respect in the action of clothing himself.

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[–] VioletAura 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wish that's how it was with my Dad, at least then I'd know he had some clue that his food consumption was ridiculous. I mean whole 2 pound jars of peanut butter in a sitting a few times a week. The fatties I know have no shame.

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They kinda changed. Now it's fun for the whole family! Very few isolated fats in families. Obviously gunetiks.