Posted by: pipispapas
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[–] Chuckfin 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Passive exercise??
[–] pipispapas [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
you just have to stand for 15 to 30 minutes and the machine uses vibrations to give you a workout. they even have a machine that uses air pressure to shape your body
[–] Laurendark 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Sounds crazy weird. Like fat people lazy weird. I'm not trying to poke fun or discredit you at all though. I'm interested to see what they are. Do you have any websites or YouTube videos that show these machines? Thanks!
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
These are the kinds of bizarre contraptions you see old videos of and laugh at because they're so clearly stupid. This kind of thing.
[–] mahjuhnetiks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm done. Somebody kill me please.
[–] moinonplus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Whoah, I haven't seen that in the U.S., I don't think??
[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I had no idea either. Found a link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXqvW-EZ4Do
Looks hilarious. I wonder what happens if a hambeast gets on one and it hits their resonant frequency. Would their fat rolls start swinging back and forth uncontrollably and eventually burst through their skin?
[–] fph_lurker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Reminds me of the old exercise belt machine.
[–] GuyFieriGlitterFarts ago
Does it actually do anything? I'd rather run, I feel like that would just make me vomit.
[–] mahjuhnetiks ago
The real paradox in this post
[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fat guys go to the gym to hit the bench for 3 sets (and 45min) so they can cling to the delusion their girth is left over from high school football and has a function.
[–] I_Am_Dog ago
Jesus Christ, 45 minutes? I use my High School's weight room, and people start to get mad if people use it for more than 15 minutes, at 20 minutes they're usually kicked off. If someone used it for 45 minutes there would be blood.
[–] DammitMoonMoon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I live in an area where we go to the beach a lot. I've already been and I'm warning you now. Those same ones in the gym with their pot bellies? They're on the beach in bikinis. I'm not even joking.
I'm glad where I live has a private pool, I will most likely be sticking to it.