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[–] IRunVB 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

That's unacceptable. Do you have an HR department you can reach out to about this?

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[–] chodie 0 points 76 points (+76|-0) ago 

In my experience that's where the highest per-capita BMI in any company is. Good luck with convincing those piglets.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I've known a few really great HR people, but for the most part it appears to be where the untalented fats with otherwise useless degrees settle in. I've seen this in recruiting organizations as well. I'm not sure how they end up in the positions to begin with. I suppose the idea of sitting around, eating, and only occasionally being expected to do something is appealing.

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[–] DammitMoonMoon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is so true, at least it is in my company.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That only works in certain industries like /u/FordGirl's.

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[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Take pictures of them. Post here. Enjoy us calling them exactly as they are. Help us help you make fun of them for being fat lazy fools. And don't blame us once you start uttering butterhuffer in conversations as if it is a normal slang term for fatties. (I do this now THANKS TO FATPEOPLEHATE!!!!)

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[–] DalesDead-Bug 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Butterhuffer?!?! Fan-fucking-tastic, this has been added to my lexicon. Thank you for that.

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[–] 2drunk2stand 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How about Grease Bleeder or Crisco Warrior?

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes, I want pics of these obeasts. Vengance for OP!

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[–] CheekyMonkey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

There seems to be an "if" that doesn't belong in your sentence :)

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[–] Boltbeam 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Print the comments left and staple them with the photos taken. Take a "candid" one of yourself for comparison.

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[–] HorsesHateHams 0 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago 

Next time they slender shame you, just flip it back onto them and point out their hippocracy. Like the photoshopping your face onto the skeleton, just photoshop the suspect's face onto jabba the hut and put text underneath, "Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?" and put that up next to their photo of you.

Fight fire with fire.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I love you $hitlady but this is some horrible advice on the job.

Hammies will squeal to their allies in HR who will ignore the initial provocation and have our girl's throat. Best to get the hell over it, USE it for workout motivation and post the pics here where we can all enjoy them and support her on the LoveVoat!

 

LoveVoat like...

 

        Love Boat...   

 

                   it was a sitcom in the... 

 

 

                                              damn I'm old...

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[–] raglan 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I couldn't tell if it was on purpose or not. hippo-crisis is gold though.

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[–] HorsesHateHams 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm just gonna say it was intentional and leave it there. I have never spelled that word correctly in my life xD

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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

You'd get a warning for standing up for yourself...but they're allowed to bully you without consequence? That's not right.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

If you're 5'8" and 115lbs then you are a bit underweight according to BMI. It's way better than being fat, but you should try lifting and building some muscle to bring that number up a smidgen.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 1 points 24 points (+25|-1) ago 

You are going to love the results if you stick with it. So will your boyfriend. Remember: weight training does not make women look like men. It makes them look like goddesses.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That is most excellent to hear! Keep it up. If you ever have any questions on anything when it comes to lifting, please don't hesitate to ask. I'm currently studying to be a personal trainer and I know how difficult/intimidating certain equipment and lifts can be, especially when first starting out.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They hate you 'cause they ain't you.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's good progress. I've noticed that moving up the weights is harder for smaller people. 15 to 20 lbs is a 30% increase but 70 to 75 is only 7%.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 6 points 23 points (+29|-6) ago 

Fat People Hate's official stance on anything at all is that we hate fat people. Do you have reading comprehension difficulties?

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[–] trout_pout 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Yeah I think the healthy BMI range exists for a reason, deviating too much on either end of normal is bad for your health :/

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Wouldn't those results be skewed because of diseases that make you lose weight before you die like come kinds of cancer?

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's a very gray area, as people can be underweight as a symptom of an extreme illness, particularly life-threatening ones, which can skew the results.

As far as I can tell, physical activity is the best indicator of health. A person who is active and exercises, even if underweight, should be in roughly the healthy category. An underweight person who is sedentary does have much higher health risks.

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[–] exdrift 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You have an excellent figure!

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[–] Moda 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Shitlady with a little subtlety. There are plenty of ways if you are willing to get creative. One of my favorites is when you cause some sort of delay for a fatty (taking longer than expected to fulfill an order, doing a long print job when a fatty wants to use a copier, or other normal work delays that happen randomly), comment "sorry about your weight." Openly eat your treats at work. Want to have cake that day? Eat it in front of your cow-workers. Do the doughnut box with vegetables prank. The possibilities are endless.

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[–] Charming_Chaos 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Your body is absolutely amazing!!!!!! Gorgeous!!!

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