Posted by: slimemold
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Post history indicates so.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You are a lady and a scholar
[–] AOU 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
She? Not at all.
Gender is mayo dumpster.
[–] KJkrunch 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I bet the dog is sedentary too though. Poor thing.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] KJkrunch ago
Yeah, you just know the femayo probably averaged 200 steps when it had the fitbit and moving it to the dog probably only increased the step count by maybe another 100...lol
[–] Slimbrium 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fucking fat lazy shits with to much money and no brains and motivation. I want a Fitbit to use properly but have much higher priorities
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I walk almost 100,000 steps a day and I still can't lose weight!"
[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
that is a breed of lazy that i am not used to seeing
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[–] shart_in_a_fat_roll 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My first thought too.
Someone was bored off their ass and thought - har har, it would be funny to put a fitbit on a dog to cheat. Oh I'll bet that would make a great reddit post.
But this is the type of thought a fattie would have. I'm pretty sure most actually-fit people cover more ground in a day than their pets, since we're not locked in a house.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why do so many fats have fitbits anyway?