Archived Control yourselves, boys. Not all at once now. (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Control yourselves, boys. Not all at once now. (i.sli.mg)
submitted ago by FatLoadOfCobblers
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[–] TwoWholePizzas 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
I don't understand. Why do things like this exist?
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers [S] 0 points 26 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago
Boner terrorists don't need a reason.
[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That is the best descriptor I've ever heard in my life.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
It'll have the skin flaps of a flying squirrel.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Hopefully that'd make it jump out of a tree.
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A home-grown wingsuit.
[–] 4792828? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
human raisins is what i call them post weight loss
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
HHHEEEYYYYYYY!!!!! KOOL-AID!!!!!
[–] FatLoadOfCobblers [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
OH, YEEAAHHHH!!!
[–] ScheissKaiser 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That right knee is impossibly far down. No couch cushion in the world is supposed to give in that much. THAT's how fat this thing is.
I kind of want to add more weight to it, to see when the couch breaks.
[–] RumpRangerRick 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Why is that walrus wearing glasses and a dress ?
[–] KarlWayne 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
...And my dick just hid in my torso.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm pretty sure that neckline would fit around my whole body.
[–] illBehavior 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Relatable.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/f9/9e/9af99e7aea6e21fe796992b4b7dce4cc.jpg
[–] Calawyn 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yeah but at least Yzma's not fat.