Sorry, this is mostly a vent.
I just came home from work and on the stairs (we have no elevator), I met my neighbor, who is a small planet with a lower leg thicker than my torso, wearing black leggins and some kind of ugg boots with leotard print. She/it was already huffing and puffing after the first three steps, and we both live on the third floor.
I asked her if everything was ok, because I don't want to get sued if it drops dead in front of my door, and it told me climbing stairs while eight months pregnant was just so difficult and exhausting!
Of course, you couldn't even tell there's a baby inside, it looks like a fupa, and she couldn't climb the stairs properly since she moved in two years ago. While I was thinking that, its breath hit me and it smelled of... cigarettes. A lot of them. Many of my friends are occasional smokers, and they smell absolutely nothing like this.
I'm so freaking mad right now, I know it would amount to nothing, but I only want to call the German version of CPS (Jugendamt) and fantasize of her being committed to hospital until birth, being made to exercise lightly and eat well, and then being forced to give up the child for adoption once born.
Tl,dr: Ham is PREGNANT, can't climb stairs, is FAT and SMOKES.
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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
Well that kid is screwed for life.
[–] onezeno 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I always feel so bad for those kids. With disgusting ogre mothers who can only nag and shriek. It's child abuse if you ask me.
[–] culofiesta 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Why do you think some of us ended up here?
[–] culofiesta 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
You know what's worse than calling a fat woman pregnant when she's not?
Telling her she's not pregnant when she tells you.
"Oh stop it, you're not pregnant. You've always looked like that."
[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's fucking beautiful
[–] skinnybarbie 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
My question about this is who actually fucked that ham? How can someone be willing to put a penis inside and make it pregnant and create beetus babies. It's not even a human.
[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Seriously, this always blows my mind. Are people really that fucking desperate? Not to mention 9 out of 10 times that I see a pregnant butterbarge the father is no longer in the picture. So either it was a desperate pump and dump and she decided to keep it because ya know, it's desperate for love or they're the married 10% that gained planet status after marriage. Not sure which is worse, but either way they shouldn't be pregnant. They should be quarantined, slaughtered, used for fuel etc, but not pregnant.
[–] sh1tl0rd_of_ac1d 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not to mention 9 out of 10 times that I see a pregnant butterbarge the father is no longer in the picture.
ya don't say... lol
[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hopefully it miscarries and ends that poor child's suffering.
[–] Angxrs 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Rip that poor child. It will be better off not surviving it's birth.
[–] ChineseCaptcha 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, but it very likely will. Health care is good in Germany - at 8 months even with complications the child's chances of survival are very good. As it should be. But its development will have been impacted by its mother's smoking, and the consequences will be felt its entire life. Just because mommy couldn't exercise the self-control to put the cigarettes away while pregnant. Not that it's easy to overcome an addiction like that, but most expectant women see not poisoning their unborn child as a powerful motivation.
[–] Angxrs 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You would hope people loved their children enough to put aside their shitty habits. I've seen far too many children as accessories for their parents. It's so sad
[–] wmeth 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry, not sorry.
[–] trout_pout 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I'm sorry for the baby :(
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fat, smokes, can't climb stairs. It'll be dead soon.
[–] Lilina 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not before it spawns five more hamlets.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Smoking is horrible for babies, but it doesn't always cause defects. Maybe the baby will be fine and can be adopted once born.
Or she'll feed it twinkies instead of formula (because hams don't breastfeed cause it ~ruins your tits~) and it will get beetus at age 3