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[–] Kahlo 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Both of these work well for me:

Uhh... Can you not comment on my body like that?

Wow, I hate to say it but that was really hurtful. Why would you say something like that?

Go straight for the jugular. Idgaf if it makes everyone in the room uncomfortable. It's the only thing that really works.

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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sorry, but you're missing out on all the keywords. He should say:

Why would you make such a hostile comment like that?

Can you please stop shaming my body?

Why do you feel the need to harass me like that?

Wow, I hate to say it but that has really made me feel unsafe.

It's very important to show hams that you're in for a lawsuit, even if you're out.

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Those sound too dramatic and obviously staged. No one would believe you're actually hurt by what ham said. The whole point is to inflict max social damage on ham while not inflicting any upon yourself.

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[–] Cowboyinme [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yeah, those are pretty good. I was so caught off guard that I didn't know what to say. I can't even remember what I did say honestly. It took a minute to even register. It was a stark contrast to what my girlfriend said when I told her I wanted to get back to that, which was "yes please". lol

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

On behalf of women with actual standards, your gf is right. Yes please is the correct response lol

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[–] Kahlo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh yes, your girlfriend was spot-on with her response. Yes please indeed.

Did not mean to come across as one of those, "hurr durr you cudda dun dis" people, I am almost always tongue-tied by the sheer absurdity of most fat logic IRL. Every once in a while, though, I can get in some quality shitlording