Posted by: BeetusTrainChooChoo
Posting time: 4.7 years ago on
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago (edited ago)
I've seen this about a hundred times and every time I hope in vain that she tips over completely.
[–] closetshitlord 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
It woulda took a normal persons head clean off; triple chins save lives. Unfortunately.
[–] KoalaHumper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's like built in airbags.
[–] noncrazycatlady 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I don't know what she expected.....
[–] 4778176? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Right? The bar is right fucking there! How adipose riddled does your brain have to be in order to completely ignore basic obstacle avoidance?
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
This made my evening. God Bless shitlords. Have an upvoat.
[–] LA_FPH 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
After this she probably went on tumblr and talked about how flexible she is and how she can do yoga poses most thin people can't do.
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This is truly heartwarming. The more I watch it, the happier I get. It's like a drug.
[–] Ben77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is kind of like a metaphor for their lack of foresight and self control isn't it? They are all hurtling towards 'the barrier', ignoring any advice to the contrary.
[–] Pig_wrangler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Hopefully knocking out a few teeth will make her put down a fork for a second.
[–] InFatFuckLand 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
nono bitch gonna blend mayo and ranch and suck it through a straw