Posted by: Achtung_Shitlord
Posting time: 4.7 years ago on
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] fitbit_bitch 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
I adore him too and that smile is just contagious!
[–] Banterbury 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Does wonky have a job, or does fungus mouth work while she stays at home tipping the caravan back and forth trying to get enough pictures of her face in different lighting and angles?
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
From the amount of time and energy she spends buying makeup, putting on make up, dying her hair, doing her hair and then posting to tumblr, I seriously doubt she has a job. And she's already the ripe old age of 21. Would like to see her in 20 years' time.
[–] Fatkini 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
She doesn't have a job. I've unfortunately stalked her enough to know this. She's supported by old meth mouth and spends all day taking selfies.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's what I was wondering. You post several pics of her EVERY DAY so that means she posts pics of herself EVERYDAY. It takes time to do a good makeup job, takes me like half an hour, so I just imagine her sitting there doing makeup all day long while eating bon bons. And complaining about the patriarchy.
[–] krck 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Will most likely be just a skeleton 6 feet under..
[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
She's right - there's plenty of space for fat people.
At the bottom of the oceans.
With their fellow whales.
[–] mystic_chihuahua 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Are you insane?! If we put all the Obeasts in the oceans the sea level will rise and we'll lose so many awesome cities!!
[–] Totenglocke 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You say awesome, I say shitty. Let's throw the fatties in the ocean and put the Soviet Republic of California underwater!
[–] miss_ann_thrope 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
This is Guess the Gender expert level. Seriously, is this thing supposed to have a dick?
https://i.sli.mg/v1VSNR.png
[–] 4767307? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Regardless of male vs female, it's NSFW...
[–] slugsrgr8t 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
God damnit Emmy Rossum is fucking gorgeous.
[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
And a ProteJew! I had no idea! Love her now.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] Achtung_Shitlord [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sure! I've noted it.
[–] fattyfatty2X4 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I don't know why exactly, but I think the "men" in the FA community piss me off the most. I guess it's because I hate weak minded people, men especially, and this is the peak of mental weakness.
[–] Perfidia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
There is no greater turn off than a weak man. A man should take pride in his body and strength.
[–] KristenFitLady ago
Yes!!!! Man up and hit the gym.