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[–] allergictofupa ago
Just when you thought the hams couldn't be more pitiful, they surprise you with even more incomprehensible bullshit.
Motivation "triggers" them because it reminds them that deep down, beyond the layers of adipose and delusion, they want to be thin. No matter how many times they tell themselves or how many blog posts they write on Tumblr, they aren't truly content with being the size of a planet - but there is a dissonance between their laziness/gluttony and their desires, and the gluttony wins every time so they're forced to bury their desires to be human sized under mental gymnastics and feigned confidence. What a sorry existence. I'm glad it eats them up (lol) inside.