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[–] hypercat 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Have you seen a soda machine nozzle? Most people don't know you should clean them at least once a week and soak them every night. 90% of soda machines are disgusting. The sink is probably the cleanest option. Most people don't clean out the ice dispenser either. Ughhh. Shiver.
[–] gsav55 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Especially in an office instead of a restaurant...
[–] interstate-15 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I run the water for a bit before putting my cup under. Cleans out the residual sprite or whatever.
[–] oiseaulibre 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Those tabs on the lemonade and Sprite usually dispense water.
[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Fucking lost it at the scale
[–] KCshitlady 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I get unnecessarily angry seeing adults guzzle soda like water. At work I see people carrying around 20oz bottles or gas station troughs of soda all day. I don't think I've had just plain soda that didn't have rum or bourbon in it for 15 years.
[–] KatieScarlett 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
East Europe here. Only water and coffee/tee is ever drunk in the office and even that usually without sugar. It's acceptable to have some juice or lemonade with your lunch, but the serving portion is like 8oz.
[–] 4700435? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
they should really integrate the scale with the soda machine so if someone weighs more than X they can only get diet soda or water
[–] DeathBeforeFUPA 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just put the machine up 3~4 stairs... They'll never even get close.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They'll ask their enablers to get it for them.
[–] DreamGirl 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That's if the ham can even lift both legs to stand on it.
[–] BaronVonThunderBolt ago
Or the scale reading will go up that high. I think most have a max weight of 300
[–] Jitenon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I would so spend the money to buy a scale and do that! I hope I get the opportunity one day
[–] lodecesky ago
And super glue it to the ground.
[–] hamsbegone 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Genius!
[–] SkekUng ago
Pics like this are the reason why I started looking at fph back when it was on that other site. Thanks, op