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[–] YoHomie 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

That's not all she's addicted to eating.

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Just more evidence that hams will ingest anything that gets caught in the gravity well generated by their fat gullets. It's for this reason that I hate when obeasts refer to themselves as "foodies" or "food lovers" etc. These are the same fuckers that will shovel McBeetus in their mouths indiscriminately and scoff at fresh veggies. They are so desensitized to taste, they wouldn't know fine dining if it slapped them in the fupa. It doesn't surprise me in the least that this buttergolem has taken it to a new low.

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[–] Raylan 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Kill a ham, save a cat.

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[–] captainbuttpirate 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The nice thing... It will either soon die or develop a laundry list of complications. The human body CANNOT DIGEST hair AT ALL. This is due to the keratin in the hair, it is a highly tight structure of amino acids, the human body does not posses the necessary enzymes to break those bonds.

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[–] SonicTurtle 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yep. She'll develop a bezor in her stomach, which will eventually kill her if it's not removed.

Oddly enough, once the bezor reaches a certain size, she'll start losing weight, because it'll fill her stomach. Anything she eats, she will just throw it back up, then die from malnutrition, or from clumps of the bezor breaking apart and getting stuck in her throat when she vomits.

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[–] squealingbravery 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I love happy endings.

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[–] captainbuttpirate 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mmm. Nothing like aspirating into your lungs! Not a pleasant way to go.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well shit... I have a cat and sometimes I find cat hair in my food. What about the times I don't notice it? I'M GOING TO DIE

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just make sure you don't swallow any more gum, it will all get stuck in there forever.

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[–] captainbuttpirate 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha, the finite amount you inexplicably consume isn't enough to harm ya. This ham is eating enough of it to pose a problem.

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[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I don't...can't....what is....

Nothing. I have exactly nothing.

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[–] IndustrialHarlequin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Is this some "i'm kind of quirky" bull-shit stunt?

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My strange addiction is named aptly. I've seen toilet paper eaters, car fuckers, ear pickers, glue sniffers, pen sniffers, Febreze drinkers, and all other sorts of very strange things.

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[–] WhyIsThereNoCowLevel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They're usually fat too.

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Eww did you see the one where this lady (who was also morbidly obese) ate her dead husbands ashes? Like she actually licked her fingers and dipped them in the ashes and went to town.

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[–] franzen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

okay this might be the most disgusting thing I've seen on this sub. Urgggggggh wtf.

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[–] shiftless 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Addicted to licking pussy? If only it burned calories in the process...

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[–] christ93 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That cat has the thousand yard stare.

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[–] Pop-up-king 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

best laugh of the day.

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