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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Okay, I'm in the dark here. WTF is a yogi? Someone who does yoga? If so, hams can't wear a 'this is what a yogi looks like shirt'. Hams can't do yoga. I've only ever seen hams try to do yoga and they fail at it 100% of the time. There's not much in this world more funny than watching a ham try to do yoga.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yogi is a spiritual/religious term for a yoga master— someone who's mastered all poses, can hold them indefinitely (read: in amazing shape), controls their body and mind at will, have been progressing for at least ~10 years and generally tend to be ridiculously wise people. It's a term closely tied to Hindu philosophy. Almost (but not quite) what a "saint" is to Christianity.

In short: these superfupers have no fucking idea what they're talking about; by definition, they cannot be yogis. Leave it to fats to ruin/butcher everything they get involved in.

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[–] hams_have_diabeetus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ah okay. Thank you for providing me with this insight. It's even more hilarious now. Fats can't even control their craving to eat a twinkie after their second dinner of the evening. How the fuck do they think they have control over their mind/body in the manner you describe? LOL!