Posted by: HAESisalie
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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
...and that roadblock's name was...
...cholesterol.
[–] HAESisalie [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
... and Lord Beetus.
[–] 4618184? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I see Jackie Gleason as Sheriff Buford T. Justice standing by a couple of his cop cars saying "You done gone far enough, fat boy."
[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
OH LAWDY HE DUN GOT TOOK BY THE BEETUS PRAISE JESUS
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What really gets me is how people hold up these failures. Talk to everyday people and you'll hear the same. "Oh it's so good so and so is losing weight, it's so hard making a change and so brave to step into a gym when you're out of shape."
What about the people work every day to stay in shape? Or stay extra hours to get promoted? Or study part time to hone their skills?
[–] BeetusCrisco 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The Lard Beetus Crisco has claimed another soul!
[–] HAESisalie [S] ago
May his hooves please you, M'lord.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Which reminds me, should check to see what happened to that original fat that Chris Powell helped out that just re-fatted himself.
[–] RandomAXEofKindness 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Be sure to share with us!
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
He's still fat as holy hell. https://m.facebook.com/David-Elmore-Smith-207608272410/
[–] HolyShitAreYouFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And Simply "Fat As Fuck" Sara.
[–] RandomAXEofKindness ago
Be sure to share with us!
[–] AOU 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good riddance!