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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 34 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago
Shhhh be wery wery quiet shitlady is hunting hammies
[–] fattieskilledreddit 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
shitwady*
[–] Jitenon 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
This made my morning. Dropping random honeybuns for fatties, oh my lol.
[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I would not be surprised if some fat just ate discarded food off the ground.
[–] upsidedownbackwards 2 points 13 points 15 points (+15|-2) ago (edited ago)
It is still in its packaging. I'm only defending them because I've smoked weed I've found on the ground before, and want to feel slightly less bad about that.
[–] jennyanydots817 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
Years ago I was staying in a hotel and I opened my room safe to put something away. In the safe, the previous occupant had left behind a canister of weed... you bet I smoked it!
[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I smoke weed I find on the ground too, as long as its in a little plastic package. I think most of us has done that. lol!
[–] FickleFlame107 4 points 2 points 6 points (+6|-4) ago
Are you trying to die? Don't do that!
[–] AOU 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Filled with ipecac.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Next stage in the process is a Twinkie on a fishing line... just cast the Twinkie near the ham, it's sure to bite.
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I will do this, Let's make this a thing. Let's make this a big thing. I want to see many, many more posts like this. I know it's been done on candid camera shows in different ways, but not with food , that I'm aware of.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] l23r 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Do one better. Videotape it. When they pounce, put them on Youtube and crosspost to Tumblr where they're sure to see it.
Hashtagzzz - whiteprivilege, cisprivilege, (if they look like they might be male; but lets be honest, most fats can go either way) maleprivilege.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
It's not litter. The Eat-Beasts will consume the whole thing.
[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I think you just became my all time favorite shitlady lolololol
[–] Ben77 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago (edited ago)
This was brilliant.
Try using smells as well. I have no idea what the US equivalent is but a hot Sausage and Bean melt or chicken melt from Greggs is like crack to fatties over here, they cannot help themselves once they smell one. I bet a shitlady sitting there eating one of those would trigger some pigs hard.
EDIT: Shitlady Sitting! God-damn it! lol
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha damn that was an unfortunate typo.