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[–] Teddy36 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That wouldn't work because the fatties would remove their own teeth then pulp the food in a blender allowing them to still absorb the calories with even less effort since they could get a six foot long bendy straw and, never have to lift a greasy burger to their triple chin again.

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[–] MightBeADuck 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's what they do when they get gastric surgery and can only have liquids- they blend McDs and slurp it. Pigs with slop.