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[–] FreedomToast [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This beast is one of the dumbest and dullest people I have even known. Don’t let the glasses fool you, all of the stereotypical reactions you have assumed are perfectly on point. This person is a dumb, slow, incompetent being. Someone was willing to fuck him and he had a kid a few years ago. I feel confident that I can guess the characteristics of the mother. With all of this, how the fuck does this whale become a firefighter? How is this possible? I want my firefighters to be able to run into a building and save people. His face appears small on that giant orb he calls a head. This whale has moved to a small town in Saskatchewan with a population of 4517 the smallest city in SK. This town only has 1 fire station, which means this fat-orb plays a significant role is protecting the entire town. Where the fuck are the standards? It’s shameful and embarrassing. How the hell do you meet the demands of the job? Everyone in the town is at a greater risk of injury due to his inability.

Even worse is that if the town will hire him I assume the whole fire department has bottom-barrel staff, which means the entire town is fucked compared to a valuable fire-fighting force. This disgusts me. This is why we hate fatties, they are literally damaging to the public sphere.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My boyfriend read me an article yesterday and it said that 85% of firefighters and police in the US are overweight if not obese. I know you're in Canada, but still, 85%!! What the fuck!

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[–] FreedomToast [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was curious. Turns out a 2014 study found that 79% of the RCMP were overweight or obese, fucking depressing.

http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/gazette/vol76no2/submissions-reportages/sedent-eng.htm

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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was arrested once for possession (pot) and the female cop who patted me down was a gross fatty. Just the memory of how her paws felt groping all over me causes worse flashbacks than any I might have from being arrested, handcuffed, crammed into the back of a squad car, fingerprinted, mug shotted, and dumped in a locked jail cell awaiting bail.

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[–] NikoLessaGoBowling 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Woman - "Someone, help! My baby is in that burning building!" Fattie Fat - "No worries, I'll- huff puff Wait, you want me to go up those stairs!?"

He'll wind up only risking lives.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel bad for Melville in Saskatchewan, They literally have Moby Dick in their fire department.

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hope he only gets dispatched to nursing homes and the like to help 600 lbs patient's off the floor and back into bed. He'd be useless anywhere else. Seriously. He'd kill the people he's supposed to be saving.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The only fires he should fight are the ones burning a hole in his stomach and esophagus.

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[–] lacucarauncha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That thing looks responsible -- responsible for getting colleagues hurt and killed.

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[–] BuckinHipster 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hahaha motherfucker looks like the angry video game nerd

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[–] RedhairedLemur 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My fire company recently had their awards banquet. The banquet is the night where all the hams who don't really actually ride (just show up to get their points for the year but don't run calls) come out of the woodwork because the caterer is awesome and there is an open bar. I should have gotten pictures, there were so many fat people. Career (paid) firefighters generally have pretty high physical standards, but they can't regulate volunteers as long as they can pass the classes. The guys who are too fat to do the job simply don't do the job. They drive so that they don't have to go inside or they just don't run any calls. Many of these people passed the basic firefighting class and then blew up like a balloon afterwards and still claimed their "firefighter" status.

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