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[–] culofiesta 3 points 76 points (+79|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Fat women aren't funny.

Fat men, like John Belushi or Chris Farley, can be. Most of the time people are laughing at, rather than with them.

Women don't like to be laughed at and women don't want to see other women laughed at. Men just find fat women disgusting.

If you're a woman, you already have a +1 because your looks give you opportunities most people wouldn't get but it also means you have a -1 if you're fat.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

I think fat women aren't funny because they try to act "large and in charge" or cute and quirky, neither of which is funny or believable.

Fat Bastard from Austin Powers was funny because he acted like the obnoxious fat person we expect taken to an extreme. Fat women aren't funny because they're always trying to be something they very obviously are not.

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[–] culofiesta 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

Fat women aren't funny because they're just pathetic. Same with fat men, but to a lesser degree.

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[–] Knote 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Plus fat women in movies (and IRL) always try to play the same archetype : fat quirky confident chick with lots of sex jokes.

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[–] neveragainfatty 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Right on. Chris Farley was funny because he acted completely retarded in nearly every role. And if you have that kind of money going out in a whirlwind of hookers and blow is much better than an MI after trying to get out of a strangers car cause you cant walk .25 miles to get your damned package from the leasing office. FUCKING OBEASTPLANETDESTROYER ruined my day with a 12 mile ruck march home from work (at least that EFMB training came in handy after the service...) cause my car was being blocked in by the police. My kid had to watch this fat fuck die in my front seat while my wife ignored it's death thrashing because she thought that was the normal way a fat fuck got out of the car. It wasn't until he fell over and smashed his skull on the pavement that she figured something was wrong! FUCK FATTIES. FUCK FATTIES. FUCK FATTIES.

GO DIE IN A FIRE not in my KIA SOUL that is too small for your fat ass anyway. FUCK FATTIES. GOD I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL RIGHT NOW!

Seems a post was made of the experience from the shitladies perspective: https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/897336

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

What the actual fuck. That is horrific, I am sorry you had to see the gasplanet implode.

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[–] physicscat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

John Belushi fir this, too...fat but fucking hilarious, especially the eating scene in Animal House...gross and funny.

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[–] Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fat men aren't funny either if you're a straight female, ruins it a bit I think.

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[–] PM_nudes_pls 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I simply cant find fat comedians funny. I just cant get over the subtext they include in it. they usually make a joke about themselves being fat, but not in the good way. its so obnoxious. like Gabriel Inglesias or however its spelt. super not funny.

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[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 66 points (+66|-0) ago 

How do you manage to fuck a reboot up so bad?

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 61 points (+61|-0) ago  (edited ago)

By casting a bunch of dumpsters

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[–] iFuckingHateFatties 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

SJW's

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[–] Ben77 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well, a good start is rebooting something that didn't need rebooting in the first place....<cough> Robocop <cough>

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[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

SJWs are an overly vocal super minority. So the media companies mistakenly pander to these people who will never be happy. So the end product is shit that no one wants.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

Nope, I'm not even watching. I will not commit sacrilege to Bill Murray, or Dan Aykroyd.

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I knew it would be bad, but it's actually worse than I expected. Every thing about it except for the CGI for the ghosts just looks horrible.

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[–] supernatendo 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

We must not have watched the same trailer because the CGI was garbage just like the rest of it.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I got to the part about possession and closed the tab. That's the sign of a low budget. Did they spend all the money on catering?

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[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD!

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[–] joeystals 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] sexypleurisy 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

Of course there is no shortage of people attributing it to "misogyny."

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[–] l23r 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Of course they also have to have the token Black Woman. I'm surprised they didn't have the Queer Woman and the Asian Woman as well. I don't see anyone commenting about how they pretty much just flipped around the sexes causethat'sequalityorsomething.

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[–] joeystals 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

And they made her as much of a token as possible instead of an actual fucking character. In the first movie they could make the argument that Winston was there not as "the black dude" but as a representation of working class New York. Times are tough, he answered a wanted ad, ok, funny premise. New movie they just were like, hey we need a fat black lady too, let's write her in as a shallow sassy black lady stereotype.

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[–] tucket1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

There was an animated TV show "Extreme Ghostbusters" with a roster consisting of a black man, a latino, a woman and a cripple. I thought that would be diverse enough, but apparently it didn't meet the new fat fuck quota.

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[–] XDingoX83 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

My soggy knees.

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[–] BaronVonThunderBolt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Her-my-oh-knee

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

With that much extra weight, it's now wonder their knees are turning to mush.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If you had four shit ladies in it, I'd watch it.

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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

There's two of them. Needs to dump Melissa and token.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I couldn't even get past the bit where they suggested Winston was a scientist.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I wish I'd tapped out at that point. Then I wouldn't have had to see those scary, disgusting, horrible things.

The ghosts were fine, though.

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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The ghosts actually looked pretty awesome.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Not even hams like other hams.

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[–] FireForEffect 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Slap a chubby va-jay-jay on it and call it a day. Simple Simon.

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