Archived Fattitor got laughed at the gym... cried butter tears in a post -- MY SHITLORDING RESPONSE (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Fattitor got laughed at the gym... cried butter tears in a post -- MY SHITLORDING RESPONSE (i.sli.mg)
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[–] idontgetbacon 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
I think the underlying issue is that diet trumps workouts every time. You can't outrun a bad diet, and going to the gym is just a waste of money and time. Go for a walk, and focus on the kitchen. Your joints and your energy levels will thank you when you are ready for the gym.
[–] shiznitleader 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago (edited ago)
This is so true. I used to be a lardo and started out cutting my calories until I was closer to human size so I could actually walk and then run. I now run 5 miles a day at the park and laugh at the fat scum that make an "effort". Most of them will go a day or two, a week tops, and you never see them again. The few that do show up regularly are just as fat for weeks/months! Cut your calories you disgusting piles of subhuman feces. Then I won't laugh at you.
[–] idontgetbacon ago
Likewise. It's almost as if, when you want to do something for real, you do it the correct way and it works.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Exactly. If anything I think it's pretty much a given that working out will destroy any small chance of weight loss that they had. These are the F students in the world of nutrition and fitness alike. Trying to pour all their energy into both at the same time is almost always going to backfire. They couldn't handle doing one of them right, they're not going to be able to suddenly jump into doing both. Especially given that the caloric deficit they're at is probably going to push their hunger that they already had trouble dealing with up to a whole new level. Working out is just going to make them even hungrier. And they've shown themselves incapable of dealing with normal hunger pangs! Even aside from the fact that putting the impact of two or more human beings jumping around on their joints is flat out stupid.
[–] idontgetbacon ago
It always ends with "too hard" or "burnout"