Archived Fattitor got laughed at the gym... cried butter tears in a post -- MY SHITLORDING RESPONSE (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Fattitor got laughed at the gym... cried butter tears in a post -- MY SHITLORDING RESPONSE (i.sli.mg)
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[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Fattie goes to the gym once and already she's fitter than and superior to people who don't work out..
My Uni gym has a few fatties come in every now and then, most of them come a handful of times, do some (very, very) low intensity cardio for 5 minutes and some light weight exercises that are too easy for them to be beneficial at all and then train their abs (as if that's gonna do anything) and never show their faces again.
I'm not actively mocking fatties at my gym, because I'm there to work out, not shitlord, but I've been coming there for 2 years now and I can't remember a single fatty there that became human again, or even consistently trained (2+ times a week) for longer than a month or two.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Fat people LOVE working out their abs for some reason. Quit trying to make abs happen, fatties.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They think spot reduction is a thing, tbf a lot of people do.
[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Honestly I'd say anyone who doesn't do fitness always does ab workouts, like abs are the pinnacle of fitness. I just squat and deadlift and have better abs than most.
[–] TeabaggingDragons 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh god especially this one. Hams love to bust out "crunches" with momentum from the arm bar
http://imgur.com/W6EpSBe
[–] swohio 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Your story is clearly BULLSHIT. You didn't once mention the fatties taking selfies at the gym. :P
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've honestly not seen one person take a selfie at my gym yet, the whole gymselfie thing might be an American thing.