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[–] CherryLime [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

So I'm at the spa (college is stressful) and I see miss Cotton Candy Head in the waiting room. You can tell she's shy by her facial expression and body language. I see her sitting alone at lunch. She has no friends. She eats her double decker cheeseburgers and big milkshakes or whatever at lunch. I've talked to her but she seemed to ignore me. Shyness maybe? Anyway, she's gross and the spitting image of a tubblrina.

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[–] ButtarGollum 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Only thing she is missing is shitty facial piercings and visible, shitty tattoos (bonus points if they were food related). But she is pretty tubblrina, a solid 7 on the tubblrquake scale.

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[–] ArsenNull 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What's up with fats and those cheap 90s chokers? Not great then, worse now.

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[–] BlackThornOfLove 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

On thin girls, those will never go out of style. But only for thin girls will they ever work. They need to be below a jaw line and above collar bones.

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[–] pizzajesus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

to show where the neck used to be, now it's just a singular chin/neck/shoulder fat

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[–] FatLoadOfCobblers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I have chococat trainers, don't mind how fat I am because shoes are super kawaiiiiiii.

Notice me, senpai.

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[–] skinnyfattofit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I really don't understand why someone so obviously shy is dying their hair like that, putting a bow on it, and wearing shoes with cats on them. It's screaming "notice me!!" and then trying to curl up and hide.

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[–] CherryLime [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was really shy, but got over it.

What she's doing is NOT the way to do it.