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[–] Ariastrasza 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago (edited ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want to see the video of her getting up from that floor without help.
[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Unless it's older than 5 years, that won't happen.
[–] mabueb 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Why do fat people even feel the need to make us believe they're healthy? You're fat = you're not healthy. It's not us being delusional, it's them.
[–] FrontButt 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
As the obeast species diverges, will the obeast offspring begin exiting from the FrontButt?
[–] etherandhoney 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
oh god, what the fuck, that's so gross.
[–] notafatty2 ago
I think "spawn" is a good description
[–] Donutday 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
That baby has to literally get UP INTO her pelvis to be born.
Childbirth level: impossible
[–] SimonJ57 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We can only hope the Pork-orc dies a gruesome death when the time comes.
Sadly, science is good at keeping these walking firing ranges alive.
[–] ikransfly 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
omg i know where that gym is. She is in close proximity to a lot of my friends. O shitlords and shitladies, I pledge to you to honour our code of conduct from the internet in real lived life. I will seriously say something to Tess if I see her YOU CAN'T GO ON BEING THAT FAT YOU FAT FUCK
[–] LetsBeNakedOutside 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Just go up to her and say, "oh, I'm a huge fan! A friend told me your pregnant!?" And when it gets excited, just slowly look her up and down and tilt your head to the side and say, "oh, I guess I couldn't tell. How far along are you?" And see if it tells you any less than 6 months, because that's what it is saying online.
Please!!!!!!!
[–] Kittykat3 ago
Oh please do! And tell us about it on here 😆
[–] 3rdworld 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
What is the over/under on her having "complications" that are in no way/s related to her weight?
[–] Lilina 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
1:10. As in you'll make 1 dollar for every ten you bet.
[–] On_my_phone_at_work 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
What if instead of 'fitness' pics these are all just pics of her latest physical therapy sessions to bandage whatever weight related ailments she brought on hamself?
[–] MagickCat 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
'Baby bump'
Loooolllllllll
[–] ikransfly 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
if i didn't know she was pregnant i'd never have guessed. it just looks like her regular fupa.
[–] SimonJ57 ago
More like Food-baby.
From the announcement, I'd bet the thing is little more than a stain of stem-cells.