Archived I think this person will slowly come to the dark side. (sli.mg)
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Archived I think this person will slowly come to the dark side. (sli.mg)
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[–] Alabaster_Jones 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
Ranch is the classic fat person food. It's one thing to dip a little with some crudites, because it is a dip, not a salad dressing. But most people just dunk pizza (which is already a perfectly delicious and calorie dense food) and just make it some fatass concoction.
Or they'll order a salad with extra extra ranch and a diet coke (tee hee) not realizing that a handful of veggies with over 500 calories of "dip dressing" is not even slightly healthy.
[–] inablackbox 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
The ranch on pizza is something I will never, ever understand. Pizza is already covered in cheese, fatty meats, and spices of all kinds. WHY DO YOU NEED ANOTHER LAYER OF SEASONED FAT. There's way too many clashing flavors going on there! And I say this as a rather big fan of ranch, I love a tbsp or two of fat-free ranch on a plain salad or raw carrots.
[–] legendaryshitlord 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
There's nothing wrong with eating fatty foods. I LOVE ranch on pizza, I'm just not going to eat it every single day.
Shit just thinking about it has my mouth watering.
[–] neveragainfatty 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
1 carb per tbsp and so much tastier than oils.
BTW: Fat free anything is chemical hell. Fat is good/required for you to live carbs are not necessary to your diet in any way.
[–] Trash_Duchess 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I get dipping the pizza crust in a dip (never tried ranch) since that part is basically just bread and a bit boring on it's own, but I really don't get people who dip THE ENTIRE SLICE in a dip. Isn't the point of pizza that the toppings make it taste good, instead of whichever dip you drown the toppings in? :/