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[–] Nietzscheese 0 points 82 points (+82|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Grandpa, who's that one your shoulder?"

"The guy who lost the primary in a presidential election 40 years ago"

Just joking. That fatty isn't going to live another 40 years.

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[–] YoungerX 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Also not sure he is gonna reproduce either.

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[–] Loreki 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't know... we know they're capable of it. We know graphically that they are capable.

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[–] EarlPoncho 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

lol at even thinking this thing will have grandchildren. im surprised he left his parents basement to get this tat

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[–] narwhalapotimus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe Bernie iwll win... Miracles happen.. no they dont :-(

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[–] InverseLardo 0 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That's not Bern. It's a tattoo of himself five years from now. This is how it looks finished.

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[–] CISConservativeScum [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Awesome!

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[–] tom908 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Props.

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[–] themanwithsauce 2 points 42 points (+44|-2) ago 

I'm a Bernie fan myself, but man this dude is an embarrassment.

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[–] Y2KWasAnInsideJob 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Right there with you. Politician tatoos are just plain stupid no matter the politician.

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[–] Magitek_X 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Except Senator Armstrong.

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[–] CriticalMass 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

That's what I was thinking. Sigh.

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[–] themanwithsauce 5 points 17 points (+22|-5) ago 

I'm good fam.

Trump is fat, for one.

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[–] SummeGai 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Trump is still fat though.

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[–] temp413 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Haha now I'm trying to picture exactly how you would tattoo his hairline!

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[–] SaveYourCulture 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Watch out man, they may ban you for fat sympathy for liking the trump.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

That poor fuck won't know what that tattoo is in 8 years

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[–] CISConservativeScum [S] 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

He will feel the Bern when he has to use laser tattoo removal on that thing.

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[–] Lilina 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

If it is alive in eight years.

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[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If it's even able to find that tattoo in 8 more years of eatsploding.

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[–] ChemicalCat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My ovaries just shriveled up.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Same here...

...and I'm a dude.

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[–] Algermas 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

His.. well it has facial hair but on the other hand it also has tits.

Im going to have to think about this round of Guess the Gender.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Also note the shaved stomach - because that's what's keeping the ladies away. The hairy stomach. Not the giant blob of fat directly beneath the hair.

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[–] DisgustoidDemonizer 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do we hate Bernie now? Why?

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[–] RollCakeTroll 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No, we hate stupid hams, and this shows a stupid ham. This is basically the equivalent of tattooing Ron Paul on your skin 4 years ago because he's popular on the Internet.

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[–] DisgustoidDemonizer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This makes sense

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[–] tomatosally 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago  (edited ago)

He's fat. But let's talk about how fat and blobby Clinton is. Clinton Blob 1 Clinton Blob 2 Jesus christ, Obama and his wife make these people look old and fat as FUCK.

I'm fucking ashamed of Clinton trying to be an example for women. Maybe women from Mcmiddle of Mc'Merica. Fuck.

Thanks for the downvotes. Totally makes sense. Sounds like Clinton supporters hate hearing she's fat even on a fat-forum. Heil Clinton.

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[–] LittleBittz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

First thing I'd say to Trump is "When's the baby due"???

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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What candidate isn't? Serious question.

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why did this fat fuck feel the need to take his shirt off to show his fucking shoulder?

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