First off all i live in the eastern part of the Netherlands, its a rural area of the country and a subway is a rare sight overhere.
We also dont have alot of hamplanets here sure we have the regular fat people that are like 20 to 30 pounds overweight but the real obeasts i dont see much here and if i see 1 its a "special" thing.....
Anyway it was around lunchtime and my girlfriend and i wanted to eat something and she said lets go to that subway i have never been there, i told her sure ok but its just fat sandwiches if you compare it to the tradional dutch sandwiches.
So we walked in and there they were 3 gigantic hamplanets waddling around, we were both like wtf is this!? they dont look local? and sure dont sound local. Turns out they all 3 canadian and running this subway here. The 3 were like at least 300 pounds each.
The planet that helped us was i guess a woman and just the look off her took all my hunger away, she made my sandwich and as we were eating i just couldnt finish it. Just the thought of her dirty hands touching my sandwich made me feel so sick, i mean im sure he/she could hardly wipe her/his ass.
My girlfriend had 2 bites and also couldnt eat with the thought of the obeast making the sandwiches. So we left and on our way back home in the car it was just a silent weird drive.
So today i learned eating a sandwich that a hamplanet made for you isnt gonna work....
And today i learned the fattest people in my area are 3 planets working at Subway.
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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They all probably eat there too and say how healthy they eat. I guarantee the shit they come up with is at least 1200-1400 calories per sandwich, plus whatever chips, cookies, and soda. Hell, if I get my veggie delite with cheese, that is about 700. I had one the other day only because I really needed extra calories.