First off all i live in the eastern part of the Netherlands, its a rural area of the country and a subway is a rare sight overhere.
We also dont have alot of hamplanets here sure we have the regular fat people that are like 20 to 30 pounds overweight but the real obeasts i dont see much here and if i see 1 its a "special" thing.....
Anyway it was around lunchtime and my girlfriend and i wanted to eat something and she said lets go to that subway i have never been there, i told her sure ok but its just fat sandwiches if you compare it to the tradional dutch sandwiches.
So we walked in and there they were 3 gigantic hamplanets waddling around, we were both like wtf is this!? they dont look local? and sure dont sound local. Turns out they all 3 canadian and running this subway here. The 3 were like at least 300 pounds each.
The planet that helped us was i guess a woman and just the look off her took all my hunger away, she made my sandwich and as we were eating i just couldnt finish it. Just the thought of her dirty hands touching my sandwich made me feel so sick, i mean im sure he/she could hardly wipe her/his ass.
My girlfriend had 2 bites and also couldnt eat with the thought of the obeast making the sandwiches. So we left and on our way back home in the car it was just a silent weird drive.
So today i learned eating a sandwich that a hamplanet made for you isnt gonna work....
And today i learned the fattest people in my area are 3 planets working at Subway.
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[–] stegg001 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah most of them are in the west the so called randstad it means Amsterdam, Rotterdam, The Hague etc. probably Amsterdam and Rotterdam combined have like 30 of them