First off all i live in the eastern part of the Netherlands, its a rural area of the country and a subway is a rare sight overhere.
We also dont have alot of hamplanets here sure we have the regular fat people that are like 20 to 30 pounds overweight but the real obeasts i dont see much here and if i see 1 its a "special" thing.....
Anyway it was around lunchtime and my girlfriend and i wanted to eat something and she said lets go to that subway i have never been there, i told her sure ok but its just fat sandwiches if you compare it to the tradional dutch sandwiches.
So we walked in and there they were 3 gigantic hamplanets waddling around, we were both like wtf is this!? they dont look local? and sure dont sound local. Turns out they all 3 canadian and running this subway here. The 3 were like at least 300 pounds each.
The planet that helped us was i guess a woman and just the look off her took all my hunger away, she made my sandwich and as we were eating i just couldnt finish it. Just the thought of her dirty hands touching my sandwich made me feel so sick, i mean im sure he/she could hardly wipe her/his ass.
My girlfriend had 2 bites and also couldnt eat with the thought of the obeast making the sandwiches. So we left and on our way back home in the car it was just a silent weird drive.
So today i learned eating a sandwich that a hamplanet made for you isnt gonna work....
And today i learned the fattest people in my area are 3 planets working at Subway.
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[–] seniorscubasquid 0 points 22 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago
I apologize on behalf of all of Canada. The massive ones are somewhat rarer here, but exist nonetheless
[–] PumpkinSpiceShitlady 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Canadian shitlady here, I apologize too. Though apologizing is what we do best :)
[–] Kobayashi_goes_poop 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Agree. You haven't been apologized to until you've had the full Canadian with the works.
[–] stegg001 [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Haha well let me thank you on behalf off all of my local area for liberating us 70 years ago!
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh hey no worries aboot that you can get the next liberation and sorry aboot the fatties eh
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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Subway makes terrible food. You didn't miss anything.
[–] themanwithsauce 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
I personally like their sandwiches, but to each his own.
[–] Mitchhhhhh 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's alright albeit a bit overpriced, in Europe at least.
[–] Alabaster_Jones ago
I can't in good conscience give money to people who flavor turkey and call it ham. That's just a lie. Plus I have plenty of local options for sandwiches that are much better.
[–] Bandit_six 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
No gloves!?
[–] stegg001 [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
No she didn't wear them, don't know for sure but I think she has to wear them right?
[–] ObeseObituary 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes she does, it's mandatory. It stops infection and cross contamination at the very least.
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[–] dude_srsly ago
as far as i can recall from my training as a "sandwich artist" years ago, you are not only supposed to wear gloves, you should actually wash your hands and change into a fresh pair of gloves for every single sandwich you prepare.
i understand not changing gloves between sandwiches for efficiency, but no gloves at all? that's not just gross, that's a fucking health risk. talk about cross-contamination...
[–] Bandit_six ago
It varies by different countries and regions/cities of the same country. You should check your local/federal laws. You could have a potential lawsuit at hand...
[–] culofiesta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Subways are the easiest franchise to start. They're cheap to buy and not that much education and prep to know how to get it running
[–] Ben77 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Last time I visited Subway, I projectile vomited all over my bathroom door from the landing (didn't make it in time). Like full on Exorcist projectile vomit. And yes, the sandwich was made by a fatty.
Have not been back.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was curious.
There's 86 Subways in the Netherlands. 1,402 in the UK and only 23,750 in the US.
http://chartsbin.com/view/e4b
[–] CriticalMass 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I thought there would be more in the US, simply because I drive a lot and they seem to be literally everywhere. Especially at truck stops.
[–] Unsung_Heroes 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I read an article, think it was last year, claiming there were more subways than starbucks and mcdonalds combined in the continental US. To be fair the people I've talked to said it's really cheap to start a subway franchise compared to the other fastfood peddlers of beetus.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
That resource I posted says there's: 14,267 McDonalds (http://chartsbin.com/view/30904) and 11,962 Starbucks (http://chartsbin.com/view/30908) so a total of 26,229. But, yeah, subway at 23,750 is still a staggering number. Most I speak to seem to talk disparagingly about them, yet still go there regularly. I'd also heard its a cheap franchise but also a fairly straightforward one (in terms of the product line up).
[–] stegg001 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah most of them are in the west the so called randstad it means Amsterdam, Rotterdam, The Hague etc. probably Amsterdam and Rotterdam combined have like 30 of them
[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They all probably eat there too and say how healthy they eat. I guarantee the shit they come up with is at least 1200-1400 calories per sandwich, plus whatever chips, cookies, and soda. Hell, if I get my veggie delite with cheese, that is about 700. I had one the other day only because I really needed extra calories.
[–] mabueb 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you're from Venlo I apologize for the fat people visiting every weekend. Greetings from a German shitlord :)