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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pretty much this. Its parents must either be dead or extreme substance abusers too, otherwise how could you deal with having created such a dumpy mess?

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[–] TheRealAmalek 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I'd shoot it

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It would go something like this as it consumed you

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[–] Totenglocke 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or make it so you're an only child.

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[–] bleezy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I tell people that I am an only child because my sister is fat af.

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[–] Isbutteracarb 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That's a female, then??? Dear God what am I looking at

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Mrs. ManThing

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[–] GreffeduFoie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's like those old Mr Yuck stickers!

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[–] ShroomAndGloom 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I guess is was-male -> decided to transition gender -> made like a typical fat and decided it was too much work -> Now it just sort of floats in between pig and boar

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[–] RapidLynx 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nope, it's a lard. Lards don't have gender.

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[–] erythropoetin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Well, someone has to be The Bearded Lady at the carnival.

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[–] TheRealAmalek 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The spawn of the bearded lady and the world's fattest man.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I was like, "pfff it is obviously a guy............Whaaaaaa?"

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[–] Bandit_six 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lol same thing i thought

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[–] jdael 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"HOW DARE u misgender me shitlord just cuz I have a beard, short hair, male feature, male voice and dress like a man doesn't give u the right to assume me a man!!!!!"

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[–] Murdoc_Niccals 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Not sure of the gender. But that thing needs to be killed.......WITH FIRE!!!!!

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[–] SonicTurtle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Female, but I only know that cause I've seen it before.

But if I had to guess on my first time seeing it, I'd guess...hippoglottamus rex.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I legitimately thought this was Perez Hilton.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hahaha, I see it now.

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