Like the title says, my mom likes to shame me for having a few flings and boyfriends and whatnot. To be honest I am a ho, I am a 19yo shitlady in college, its probably more shameful if I do not fool arround, and my mom likes to shame me for it.
I decided to turn the tide on her and say things like "you're single, why don't you date a little?" And follow it with "you're going to have to lose some weight though if you want to be successful". Sometimes when she says something that she knows bothers me and that I don't find funny like " oh, who's this? Mr February?" Or "why don't you eat some meat you're a little too skinny" I'll just tell her "why don't you lose some weight?"
Yeah it's a fucking war in my house, although I'm winning, she joined medifast and has lost five pounds since I started shaming, sooo....
I want to forgive everyone for my grammar, I learned English, as a third lenguage, from valley girls
Edit: for all you shitlord worried about me, yes I am being safe, I'm on birth control and condoms. I'm a ho not an idiot (or a landwhale).
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[–] AxonCaradoc ago
I think there's something to also be said for pre-screening e.g. a flaming vagoo/cheesy nobbly dong appears...I'd be thinking less condom and more kill it with fire.
[–] FatShamingShitLady ago
hahaha omg that is such a gross image, I'm not going to sleep tonight XD yeah, for sure, I can't imagine seeing something like that and even still being turned on let alone think "nah, put a bag over it it'll be fine." cheesy nobbly dong, ffs. I hope I never meet one of those!!!