Like the title says, my mom likes to shame me for having a few flings and boyfriends and whatnot. To be honest I am a ho, I am a 19yo shitlady in college, its probably more shameful if I do not fool arround, and my mom likes to shame me for it.
I decided to turn the tide on her and say things like "you're single, why don't you date a little?" And follow it with "you're going to have to lose some weight though if you want to be successful". Sometimes when she says something that she knows bothers me and that I don't find funny like " oh, who's this? Mr February?" Or "why don't you eat some meat you're a little too skinny" I'll just tell her "why don't you lose some weight?"
Yeah it's a fucking war in my house, although I'm winning, she joined medifast and has lost five pounds since I started shaming, sooo....
I want to forgive everyone for my grammar, I learned English, as a third lenguage, from valley girls
Edit: for all you shitlord worried about me, yes I am being safe, I'm on birth control and condoms. I'm a ho not an idiot (or a landwhale).
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[–] joshy83 ago
19 years old? Shit go for Mr. Week #37. :D [While being safe of course...]
I wish I had some flings while in college. I met my husband playing...an online game... and I've only ever been with him. No regrets really but I'm sure he's probably bored with me in bed. He's from Europe and hooked up with a girl like, weekly. No judgement there I'm kinda jealous.
What I never did is wish I ate more!