Like the title says, my mom likes to shame me for having a few flings and boyfriends and whatnot. To be honest I am a ho, I am a 19yo shitlady in college, its probably more shameful if I do not fool arround, and my mom likes to shame me for it.
I decided to turn the tide on her and say things like "you're single, why don't you date a little?" And follow it with "you're going to have to lose some weight though if you want to be successful". Sometimes when she says something that she knows bothers me and that I don't find funny like " oh, who's this? Mr February?" Or "why don't you eat some meat you're a little too skinny" I'll just tell her "why don't you lose some weight?"
Yeah it's a fucking war in my house, although I'm winning, she joined medifast and has lost five pounds since I started shaming, sooo....
I want to forgive everyone for my grammar, I learned English, as a third lenguage, from valley girls
Edit: for all you shitlord worried about me, yes I am being safe, I'm on birth control and condoms. I'm a ho not an idiot (or a landwhale).
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[–] sordoe_91 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
Your fat ass mother should learn to have conversations instead of just throwing out one liners to get under your skin. However, it is easier to lose weight than it is to unfuck someone. Watch your heart and protect your pussy!
[–] FatShamingShitLady 2 points 12 points 14 points (+14|-2) ago
From one ho to another, keep sluttin' gal. Condoms were invented for a reason, no need to hold back on the world's best exercise! Soon you'll be out of college and be able to move out on your own, and not have to face the beast any longer. Hang in there. :) Also your English is fine, I didn't question it until you mentioned it was a third language.
[–] Bandit_six 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your the hero we need!
[–] [deleted] 3 points 11 points 14 points (+14|-3) ago (edited ago)
[–] hulkingmanbeast 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Let me give it a shot...
There is shame in being fat... lots of heavy, yeasty shame.
[–] MotoMedic 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Just be safe. Only takes a few seconds to wrap it up, but without it can lead to a lifetime of regret.
[–] la_fupacabra 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
Yeah just be sure to use condoms and trust who you sleep with. It only takes one slip up to give you the clap or HPV or something.
But keep shitlording your mom!
[–] 4452718? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Routine testing, and vaccination takes care of most STD's these days. Even HIV can be prevented with PrEP.
[–] AxonCaradoc 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Let's not get carried away. I would rather not have to get my dick/throat swabbed every 2 months, have omox/fluc on standby and have to commit to a lifetime of medication in the event of HIV.
[–] 4451008? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Lol you can do better than that. "oh it's Mr February!" "oh is that a second helping? Ah sorry I can clearly see its 4th or 5th in your case." or "yeah, shame you have to count guys in years.... Whats the name of your last one? Mr 1985?" or for "you should eat a little" "I totally would but than I look at you and lose my appetite.... //I would, but there's hardly anything left after you pig through the entire fridge" and on and on. Don't show mercy, I hate skinny shaming!
[–] closetshitlord 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
As long as you're safe and nobodies fee fees get hurt, ain't no shame in your game.
[–] sonic_sabbath 7 points 3 points 10 points (+10|-7) ago
As a guy, believe me, I don't want to go out with someone who has been around the block and the block next door.
I don't want everyone I know knowing what my girlfriend looks like and feels like on the inside.
At the same time, I would never go out with a fat piece of shit either.
One of the reasons fats are hated is because they have no love for themselves, they do not look after themselves, they put no worth on their bodies, lives, family members etc. Same can be said about someone who sleeps around - if you sleep with everyone, you are saying you are not worth all too much.
I'm not American, I live in Japan. Maybe I am a bit conservative? I don't know. But I know what I like, and I'm sure there are heaps of guys with the same view.
Anyway, went off on a tangent - great shitlording of your mum, keep it up!
[–] NerdButNotFat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Some guys are like that (i am), some guys don't care if you slept around or not, but really she's probably not looking for a serious relationship before getting out of college so what does she really care if people she won't see ever again think she's a slut ?
[–] sonic_sabbath 4 points 0 points 4 points (+4|-4) ago (edited ago)
Maybe SHE doesn't care.
Personally, if I knew my girlfriend slept around a lot I would be a bit put off.
Even if she didn't sleep around ANY MORE, the fact that she DID shows what kind of morals and standards etc she holds for herself.
Even if some people are okay with that, I don't think I would be - and that, the same as my hating fats, is a personal taste.
As long as she is aware of the fact that some guys might not like the thought, she cannot complain later on if someone breaks up with her for her slutty tendencies.
[–] Insanehousewife [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Different strokes for different blokes, I think that everyone has their preferences. I just don't see my self worth inversely related to the amount of guys I've slept with. I don't sleep with a lot of guys because of self esteem issues or because I don't love myself, and I don't throw myself at the first guy that calls me pretty either. I'm actually not fond of one night stands, I like to have a connection wih the guys I have sex with. I say I'm a ho, because my behavior is apparently still "taboo" in 2016, and I wear the label so people know that I am conscious of what I'm doing, and how it is seen, and how little I care about anyone who tries to belittle my lifestyle, the same way I don't see skinny bitch as an insult
[–] FatShamingShitLady 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I agree with you. A woman's self worth is not tied to male opinion. It is bizarre that in this day and age some people still don't realize that. It's common sense, we are humans and are not innately subservient to the opinions of a particular kind of human. We do what makes us happy, if you don't like it, you don't have to be involved. We don't assume that men act the way they do to please women, why assume the opposite? haha
I like to date via one night stands which sounds bizarre, but has given me some really great and happily temporary relationships in the past. I like short term flings, like a few months at a time, but I don't want any emotional stuff right now. (Oddly enough, every time the emotions do come up it is usually the guy getting weirdly attached to me. The guys in the comments keep saying we won't find guys who want to stay with us but I am personally having the opposite problem!!! lol) Anyway, if the point of the fling is to have sex, which for me it is, then I will try guys out by having sex. I can't tell from a conversation about hobbies if he's going to make a good Dom or not, I can't tell by his university major whether or not he is creative or generous in bed. So I find a one night stand and if he's good I pitch the idea of a no-strings-attached friends with benefits arrangement. If not, oh well, at least he was pretty.
It works great for me, but it's totally not for everyone. I just wish the guys I find would stick to the "no strings" plan because the last one tried to plan out our future together and even asked about my genetic medical history so he'd know what "our children" might be susceptible to. Seriously.... if you have any tips for keeping guys casual and not letting them want to be long-term boyfriends do share your secrets!!!
[–] Clientkill 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
I know plenty of guys that feel this way in the US. I think the vapid whore chic is wearing off in pop culture.