Archived Doing bacon. Can't touch anything. Still finds a way to drink its sprite. (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Doing bacon. Can't touch anything. Still finds a way to drink its sprite. (i.sli.mg)
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[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.
Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.
[–] idontwannabeablob ago
Dairy Queen and Burger King, fitting names for obeasts