Archived Doing bacon. Can't touch anything. Still finds a way to drink its sprite. (i.sli.mg)
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Archived Doing bacon. Can't touch anything. Still finds a way to drink its sprite. (i.sli.mg)
submitted ago by journalistsarelazy
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[–] Gitoffmuhlawn 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
'Doing bacon'...so he's masturbating at work? That is so unprofessional.
[–] Lilina 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Meanwhile at Beetus King.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Practicing its skills for when it starts losing limbs and the ability to reach things.
[–] Lilina 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think it will lose its' teeth first.
[–] joshy83 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh god why do you have to drink anything while you are doing a task at work.
Side story: Hubby and I went to Dairy Queen as we usually do after we see a movie. The guy making our milkshakes (obese, pimples) started rubbing his fat co workers upper back. I didn't realize my husband had the window down and I started saying "EW GROSS. I SHOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF THAT" when the girl awkwardly left in a hurry. I think they heard me. I know it wasn't shitlording per se, but if it were a skinny couple I probably would have thought it was cute. With that couple, I imagined nasty skin flakes falling into my milkshake. I then started laughing uncontrollably because of how fat they were and where they worked. Then I made some joke about them being the Dairy Queen and King. I know I know, only the most original from me.
[–] idontwannabeablob ago
Dairy Queen and Burger King, fitting names for obeasts
[–] Fatkini 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You are on a roll :3
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Thank you kindly <3 I just found another fatty too. Fph is infested. Gah.
[–] KingSnugglewumps 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
"Doing bacon"?
Maybe I'm getting too old for this internet shit, but I don't get it...?
What a pathetic excuse for a human.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago
It's just cooking bacon at work in a Burger King. I added the Kevin.
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can't tell if thats a stain, or if his bitch tits started lactating.
[–] fat_hater_ ago
He's lactating Crisco.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
nice job, bacon-tits.