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[–] jennyanydots817 0 points 84 points (+84|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sometimes I wish the normal human would respond in this situation with:

Human - "Well as I said I'm not interested in overweight men... but thank you anyway and have a nice day."

Fatty - "Fine, go fuck yourself you skinny slut bitch whore!!!!1!!!!111"

Human - "Oh. Well that was a test to see how gracefully you handle rejection. Sorry, I was really interested but now I don't think I could handle someone with such a temper and so ill-mannered."

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I'm sure you will have plenty of chances with the dating pool, post a pic when it happens.

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[–] fuck_reddits_feefees 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

And these fatties are 100% guaranteed to put "I'm the nicest guy you'll ever meet".

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Avoid my ex then. Oh wait. He was remarried within 18 months. You're good to go.

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[–] windsse 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They'd see that as an opening and keep messaging.

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[–] red_runner 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

Who wouldn't want to cuddle after that outburst?

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[–] skinniemouse 1 points 42 points (+43|-1) ago 

I've always hated this. Especially the fat old men who cry "You're so shallow!!11" after being rejected. It's like, if you're so NOT shallow, why are you hitting on ME? I'm 22 years old with a BMI of 18.5, why not hit on women who look like YOU if you're capable of seeing beyond appearance? Fuck these fatties, I'm so tired of them and I don't even hesitate to be mean to them at this point.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

...and I have the exact opposite version of this problem.

Been out of the dating scene for well over a decade, yet I still get hit on by porkers who's parents are my age.

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[–] Chuckfin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I get the 25+ year old porkers (I'm 18)

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I've never had an issue with age. Dated up to 10 years older or younger before I was married. Then again, people are surprised when they find out how old I am.

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[–] Ben77 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well that would require them to face the truth....No one finds fatties attractive.

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[–] tom908 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Because the delusion is real, they want everyone to love them unconditionally, but can't do the same.

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[–] Lame_Bunt_Baiter 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

His communications skills seem on par with his dietary choices. Stupid fat fuck.

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[–] PumpkinSpiceShitlady 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I hate getting hit on by fat guys on dating sites. Especially ones who are old enough to be my dad

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[–] HAESisalie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"You like to cuddle? That is great! You would be a perfect match for my grandmother. Let me hook you two up."

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[–] AnoInc 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Do you hate your grandmother?

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[–] AllrightsunnyD 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Hey sweetie great post ;)

I feel weird.

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[–] Opposite_Santa 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

don't worry about it, sweetie.

oh god, now I feel weird too.

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[–] tom908 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You likes to cuddle sweety? ;)

Imma go take a shower now.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Oh wow, thin shaming from a fatty, hmmm. I love the "Fine! I didn't want that anyway!" response that they ALWAYS use. SO fucking childlike.

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[–] BonerWizard 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

Not Rekt []/Rekt [X]

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