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[–] Cats_Not_Fats 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Teacher here. Fat teachers disgust me. So much of our job is active! I am constantly moving around my classroom while my students are working to check in with them, teach from another part of the classroom, and to be more than a salty blob yelling from behind the safety of a desk. You just know that they are stuffing their gobs with disgusting food while posting pictures of their cute (teehee) classrooms and calling themselves successful.

My favorite part of interacting with my students is to talk about the things we do at home to stay healthy. My students will come in asking if I won my soccer game or if I went to the gym the night before, and I'll ask them how their gymnastics competition went and when their next in-town game is so I can attend. Healthy people are the ones kids enjoy being around.

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[–] iammeandyouareme 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I just wanted to say that I love and appreciate that you want to play an active role in your students' lives. I guarantee you they appreciate you going to their out out class events to cheer them on and support them.

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[–] Cats_Not_Fats 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Absolutely! The students like to challenge me to footraces or lunchtime soccer scrimmages. It's satisfying to see the boys' faces when their girl teacher can beat them in a footrace (ok, for the 8th grade boys, just barely lose to them) and to keep up with them on the field. I'm the only teacher in the middle school that they have that connection with. I wouldn't trade that for anything!

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[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed! My mum's a teacher and she just detests fat teachers because they have zero goddamn class control and they never give the kids anything to do besides fucking worksheets. There's a plethora of fat teachers at her school and it drives her nuts. More than one time she's gone up to one of them out at recess and told them to actually monitor their class like they're supposed to. The blobs at school all think she's a bitch, but they can go die in a fire. The kids love my mum. She's always doing something with them. She does all sorts of science projects and experiments with them and she's got a great art unit that they love.

Probably the sweetest thing she had happen was a few years ago some kids who were in their last year of college came back to the school to visit and one of the boys in the group spotted her walking down the hall, yelled, "Mrs Xeno!" and hugged her. She'd been his teacher when he'd been really little and he still remembered her.

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[–] Cats_Not_Fats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That is so sweet. I feel like that's every teacher's dream!

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[–] nueroux 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She looks like the usual mean fat teacher that yells at you for no reason and is just generally a very angry person. Anyone else? I'm having Vietnam flashbacks from Pre-K.

Also, diabetic dog? WHAT

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That fat fuck gave her dog the beetus. Fats should never legally own animals.

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[–] LegendarySock 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

She must've transferred her genetics onto the dog. Or she just feeds the poor animal cupcakes and pizza, but you know, that's not very likely.

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[–] beginner_sl 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I am not sure why, but fat people in the teacher' ed programs infuriate me. Teachers are supposed to be role teehee models for students. I bet she thibks teaching consists of sitting and having students do worksheet after worksheet.

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[–] caesah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Don't forget reading directly from the textbook. They do that a lot too.

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[–] themanwithsauce 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or having kids watch an "educational video" while sitting and snacking on beetus.

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[–] presidont 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

How old is it? My guess is mid 50s?

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[–] l23r 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Based on how fat ages people, my guess would be mid 20s, tops.

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[–] meunster 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Since my mom got laid off, we can't afford the food we used to..."

holy beetus I think you're right

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[–] shitladyfingers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looking at the first picture, I thought you were joking because it has to be over 40. But after reading its post, I think you're right. It's absolutely disgusting.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I bet on 21, and life span is running on empty.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oh god this reminds me of when I was in 7th grade. I had this morbidly obese teacher- I've never had a teacher fatter than her. She taught English and one of the things we had to do was buy a composition notebook and make three journal entries a week. She didn't care what it was, they could be drawings, poems, shopping lists- ANYTHING. Welllllllllll two girls in my class had been writing "yo mama" jokes to each other in it and of course, most of the jokes revolved around "yo mama so fat that..." This teacher would collect our journals and read everything we had in them. When she got to those jokes, she flipped the fuck out in class the next day. She involved the principal and both girls parents because her fee fees were hurt. She gave them like a month of detention and purposely barely passed them for the rest of the year. Fatasses should not be teachers. She was the worst fucking teacher we had. When that happened, I remember being really pissed off for those girls because they didn't write anything explicitly bad, they were just jokes. Oh yeah, this bitch also had a bumper sticker on her car that said "making babies is easier than having them". While I agree, that's definitely not something a teacher -especially someone who teaches young students- should be parading around for students to see. I'm all mad now thinking about how much I hated her.

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wish the beetus takes her. The girls who wrote the 'yo mama' jokes are shitladies. Awesome.

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[–] Lilina 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That teacher should be dead by now.

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[–] Skinnyphat_sleestak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Looks mentally deficient AND inbred, on top of the huge fat facial deposits. What a winner, the perfect teacher to mold the future minds of 'Murica. And there's no way she's not American. We have sunk further than any other country into the Obeast Abyss. ☹

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Eating less

more busy and move around more

Still can't lose weight

Paging Dr. Bullshit. Dr. Bullshit, come to the front desk.

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[–] chubrubcheesebread 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, except when "eating less" means eating for 5 people instead of 6 ;)

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[–] burntfishnchips 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

haha, true.

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