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[–] neveragainfatty ago  (edited ago)

I love this. Was almost in a similar scenario but I just laughed at it when it tried to hit on me.

Except I was feeding myself, my wife, and my toddler. We just get 3 happy meals cause toys and it actually contains a reasonable caloric amount for an adult meal! They usually last my toddler 2 meals.

Now I feel like a bad parent after reading what I have written. Even though I was driving my family of four 3000 miles across country in a tiny car with no room for all the Ham and Cheese sandwiches my wife had prepped for us. However, giving those to Grandma Ham and having her talk about how enough sandwiches for 3 (Infant eats mom) people for 5 days of driving lasted her 2 days was quite funny. She wonders why I tell her that she is flabby and fat. So delusional. Also she overcooks and forces grandpa (Who literally can not make a decision for himself due to the syphilis) to eat as much, if not more, than her. Also who the heck eats cookies, cake, and candies for breakfast everyday?

If you are ever in this situation throw together some homemade trail mix. It keeps for quite a while. Can be stashed anywhere there is room and is a smash hit for toddlers. Probably saved us from stopping for beetusmeals at least once a day.

I fucking hate fat people. On the way here I stopped to see my mother. She must have put on 90lbs since the last time I saw her 4 years ago, because she is doing Keto and has 'lost' 40lbs but looks like she is up 50... My stepdad is also a lot bigger around the midsection and now has flabby man tits. It's saddening to watch people you are related to kill themselves and their brains with the typical American diet of eating out/cooking horribly excessive meals.