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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd hit it..

Her, not him.

Right in the fupa, with a good ole' FPH gunt punt.

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[–] ShortWarrior 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Basically CPR for fat people.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly, unless they are choking. I don't want to give a choking planet CPR, it might save 'em. Plus you know they don't want to lose any food, even if they're choking. That precious piece of McDicks is going to go to waste if someone does CPR on them... either that or they would probably just eat the regurgitated food off the floor.