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[–] red_runner 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Original story: http://now8news.com/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds/
Two other employees stepped into action and tackled the would be ‘Hamburglar.’ Unfortunately, the size of the man was too much for the employees to take down the kidnapper. That’s when eyewitnesses say a third employee, Todd Williams, clotheslined the man with a broom handle and took him down to the ground. “That was a big dude,” said Williams. “I grabbed the broom, swung at real real hard, and crack that punk in the neck. He fell and hit his head on the floor, knocked him clean out. My aim’s on fleet”
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I would pay money to watch the security footage of that whale getting harpooned.
[–] Zen-Zinxe ago
A heroic effort, shit is like taking down a raid boss in an MMORPG.