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[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

I worked in a McDonalds and got punched in the face because they ordered 40 chicken nuggets and I told him there would be a 7 minute wait due to the fact we only fry 60 at a time and there were many other nugget orders placed before him. I was a 19 year old girl. Punched by a grown man. In the face. Because he had to wait 7 minutes for his Mcbeetus.

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[–] the_winter_storm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Did he get kicked out or were you just told to suck it up?

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[–] NeverSugarCoated 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Both. It was the night shift. Happened about 3am on a Saturday so we had security guards who bounced him but I had to carry on my shift because we got mad busy on Saturday night shifts

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[–] Under_Paid_Orgy_Guy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wtf, why not just order a 10 piece, and repeat if you're still hungry after 10? It must have been a total whale to know going in that only a 40 piece would fill up it's disgusting gut.

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[–] Men13 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Unfortunately, 10 cost $4.5 while 20 cost $5, so ordering 10 and then another 10 really makes no sense. He could have ordered 20 instead of 40 though.

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[–] FordGirl 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I worked at Wendy's and some woman threatened to come and kill us because she had to wait 7 minutes for a spicy chicken sandwich because after 1am, everything is made when ordered. She was further angered because we wouldn't give her free fries because, as she said "McDonalds does!" She actually waited in her car for us to close up and get ready to go. We called the police and my manager walked out with his concealed carry in a very obvious, open position.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Some people never grow up

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[–] Vernvoat 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

That hams violent reaction sounds like a drug addict or something. It was jonesin' so hard for its fix and when it couldn't immediately get it, it couldn't cope and flipped out. Food really is a drug to these pitiful sub-humans.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They're addicted to fat and sugar. This is why we need drugs to be legal. Then they could get hooked on something with zero calories, like cocaine or painkillers. And then they run the real possibility of overdosing and killing themselves. Which, let's be honest... win-win.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Making drugs illegal was something I always thought of doing. You'd eliminate dealers and alot of violence if junkies could goto CVS at 2 am and get their fix. Overdoses would lower, the drugs would be more controlled because some 18y.o. kid isn't mixing your heroin with something cheap and volatile in his basement. You take part of the money made and put it into rehab centers and other places that help get people clean. Junkies are going to use one way or the other, atleast this controls it and the money can be used for some good. No plan is perfect, but look at the money the US spends on the war on drugs, and they're losing miserably. It doesn't matter whether they're illegal or legal, addicts will use until they either die or decide they've had enough and get clean. I don't really see the US's current plan working, like not at all.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Damn. the worst we get where I work is old people saying our roast turkey is too spicy when it literally has no spices, it's just roasted. And this Morbidly Obese guy John who comes in everyday and orders our largest sandwich with a large fry/large drink.

I'm going to start working at a hospital soon, I wonder if i'll start seeing John there too.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You probably will. I work at a nursing home and have fat patients. How they havent died yet is beyond me

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[–] gdddg 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

For many of them, their blood sugar is probably constantly out of whack due to how they eat/the beetus which is known to affect mood.

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[–] I_Hate_Hamplanets 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So much this!

Sadly, my father is a Type 2 diabetes diagnosed ham and the mood swings he has are just horrendous. He is often irrationally angry and quick to explode. That's a guy who wakes up with a blood sugar level of over 280mg/dL.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My ex bf was a type 1 and would get like that when he wasn't properly taking care of his blood sugar. And holy fuck, 280 is super high especially to wake up with. How in the hell...

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[–] vladthehampaler 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

i can see how exercising them en masse like dogs would be good, but they'd be better for society if we just melted them down into a fuel source

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[–] ThinBlondeBeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We could do both. Make them do manual labor on a restricted diet until they are human sized again.

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[–] Blah1892 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey you know in this cartoons where characters are producing energy through exercising on a stationary bike? Could we do that?

It'd solve the problem with obesity and energy

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[–] Demons 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don't b surprised that fats have very little self-control

I fuckin hate when fat bitches try to excuse their bitchiness/impatient fat asses on being "hangry." No, you're just a terrible person.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That term makes me want to punch baby kittens, and I love kittens! Fats don't know what hungry is, they have no clue. Their version of hungry is not having something in their mouth every hour of the day. They should pick up smoking, it'll satisfy the oral fixation, and kill them faster.

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[–] Datawych 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I have a hypothesis that angry, sedentary/fat people would be much more level-headed and rational if they were regularly exercised

Your hypothesis would be correct. Pretty much everyone I know who exercises regularly (myself included) get really agitated/angry/depressed if they skip a day.

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[–] Bobsentme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I spent 6 hours in an Arby's on New Years eve for work (don't ask, long story). I've never felt so bad for employees before; the hams that came through there trying to get their 'pre-game' food on was terrifying and i still get woken up by their shrieking voices they used with the employees AND their kids.

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