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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

I find Tumblrinas funny in the way they work. They appear to consume positive reinforcement (real or otherwise) as a necessity to live. Their ongoing well being seems to rely entirely on a constant flow of compliments and praise. As soon as they leave their echo chamber, they turn into the shuffling disappointment that they are. They are like sunflowers if sunflowers were gross and stupid. They are effectively prisoners because they can't leave Tumblr without being confronted with their own and others' loathing. They lack anything good about themselves that's real that they can turn to as a source of confidence and uplifting energy when they aren't receiving anything externally. To go for analogy overkill, they are like a hot air balloon that relies on the constant hot air.

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[–] Knote 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They are like sunflowers if sunflowers were gross and stupid.

Bwahhahahaha

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When you build yourself a pedestal that high, it's a long way to fall. And for them, the pedestal is constructed of toothpicks held together by the reinforcement of a bunch of strangers on the internet and they they weigh 300lbs. They're going to fall from that pedestal and they're going to fall often. It's gonna hurt.

Edit: Also this " they are like a hot air balloon that relies on the constant hot air." is perfect.

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[–] BonesTheJester 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Truth. When I was obese I felt like shit all the time and I knew I was gross. When I lost weight I was amazed at all the compliments I got and still get. I can now use Kelso's "I'm what's known as man-pretty" line and get positive responses and it feels fantastic.

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[–] fatpeoplearegross 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They are just literally delusional. They sit in their tumblr sjw hugbox, fishing for compliments and circlejerking each other about how fierce and proud they are, how beautiful they are, and this feeds their delusions. They try to not leave this hug box because deep down they know they are ugly and cannot face it so they create this fake world they live in where fat people (with stretch marks, acne, and shit smells) are beautiful and any skinny girl is a slut, whore, or stupid.

How anyone tolerates these absolutely disgusting, cancerous lumps of shit is beyond me.

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I never post pictures of myself online. I think it makes you look trashy and insecure to post selfies constantly, fat or thin. I derive my self worth from being good at what I do (art), not how I look. Real confidence is not needing others' validation to know that you're good, which is all what the pathetic fatasses are doing with their idiotic blogs

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[–] LochTessMunster 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

People bitch about fats taking over, but if you really pay attention they're not really winning irl. Yeah handicap parking and fatspreading, but compared to normal people leading active lives? Yeah, no.

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[–] tucket1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, the biggest problem I see is the law catering to them. Like, someone can get in trouble for calling a fat fuck what they are.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This is just beautiful, brought a tear to my eye. That's the most truth I've heard all day. I couldn't have put it better myself.

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I worked with one like that a few years back. It was just the two of us at this very small company. She wore really expensive clothes, but otherwise was just a hot mess every single day. But every evening she apparently did fashion shows and took 1000 selfies. She would post these totally inaccurate photos and I would think, "Yeah, fucking, right." She was living in a fantasy world.

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[–] SatansFavoriteFukToy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Personalities are built from hard work and character. A good personality is built from getting up at 4 am and working out. Not from being late to work because you needed fucking mcbeetus. I've never met a genuinely interesting individual who wasn't fit.

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[–] FeefeeImpaler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bless this post.

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[–] mooserag [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Thanks friend

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Spot on. Not so fierce outside of their safe space(advertising platform). I do love the discount clothing stores that have the name brands though.

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