Archived Lipstick Pigs -- The Whales of /r/MakeupAddiction Part 2 (sli.mg)
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Archived Lipstick Pigs -- The Whales of /r/MakeupAddiction Part 2 (sli.mg)
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[–] HarpoonTheFatty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Couldn't get through it. You go home with the painted pig through poor life choices and shit self esteem. Wake up next to The Real Pig (TM) and then what do you do? Hanging yourself is extreme and eternal sunshine of spotless mind is not readily available yet. This terrifies me. Maybe the only safe thing to do is go out with a homemade hoola hoop that fits like 35 inch all round. If you fit you get to come home. If no, fuck off. Maybe 35 is generous. I don't know. I'm drunk and scared.