I got one of those really nasty, puke up your toenails 24-hour bugs. Usually when I have one of these things the puking goes in cycles where I feel so much better afterward and then gradually feel horrible again. The worst part is when I'm starting to get better and stay at the "I really want to vomit" stage for several hours without actually doing it before I start to feel better.
So I was at that stage and really wanted to find a way to just push myself over the edge and be done with it. I then thought of Achtung's albums and had an idea. I went through one in its entirety and it did the trick. I threw up one more time and then went back to bed and finally got some sleep, feeling much better. All of these butter golems posting naked pictures of themselves only exist because of fat acceptance and so today, I am grateful for fat acceptance.
Unfortunately, I am now doomed to become a fatass myself as I have not eaten in a day and a half, which means I'm undoubtedly in starvation mode and thus absorbing 6000 calories/day from the air.
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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 43 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago
This is the first time, in all of history, that fat people were useful for something.
[–] 4320106? 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
They'd be useful for slow moving infantry units... Have the Obeasts in front, to take all the hits. Like a phalanx.
[–] DylannStorm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Dude that's genius! You've found the solution!
[–] silver_polish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Sit between a bunch of fatasses in a M113 and suddenly it can stop a RPG hit.
Building off that thought, whoever the fuck thought aluminum was useful for armor was probably a fatass shit-for-brains, too.
[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
They could be used as doorstops.
[–] BigBoss 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Yeah, in a castle or something.